You would be fucking surprised.

You would be fucking surprised


The first Saturday each month is a very special day for Randolph and Henrietta. Even 40 years of marriage has not dulled their excitement for this day as they wait in anticipation of the postman’s delivery. They cuddle and smile at each other childlike as footsteps can be heard approaching the front door. Suddenly there is a clunk and an envelope lands on the welcome mat. “You open it” says Randolph invitingly. Henrietta carefully removes the contents and after a short study yells out “You fucking beauty, just what we wanted, Randy (as she calls him affectionately) it’s the one with multiple anal orgasms in”. Gripping her waist he stares at the C.D. cover with her; as she reads out the film titles. “Sluts Love Orgies, Anal Orgasmic and Double Penetration”, Randy grips Hornyetta (as he calls her in private) firmly on the ass as they think a while about the good hot sex they will have while watching these films.

“I can’t wait any longer, close the curtains and lets get down to it” says Randy. His wife smilingly agrees and heads for the C.D. player while Randy locks the door. As the recognisable porn music begins they undress each other lustily groping each others private parts. A large jar of sweet smelling lube is produced; a previous delivery via the postman. They both take a large handful; Randy pushes his between Hornyetta’s legs which she gladly opens for him as he works it into her pussy and fingers an ample amount up her ass. Likewise Randy feels his cock and balls being manipulated by lube covered hands; this is all the foreplay they need as the blue movie action starts. Randy and Hornyetta have always loved sex albeit with each other. In a lot of long time relationships one or the other often loses the urge, but these grandparents could be mistaken for horny rabbits. It had got a little dull a few years back, but then they discovered mail order porn. No embarrassment of shops; their own private sex toy wonderland for a fucking good time. They had built up a good collection and liked nothing better than copying what the actors did. They often boasted that they would have been great porn stars, if only they had discovered it 40 year earlier. The couple looked upon the postman’s monthly delivery as educational, for they were never taught anything like this at school.


“They always start with a blow job” says Hornietta referring to the movie while kneeling to meet his rock hard cock. Randy savours the moment thinking how lucky he is to have a wife like he has. He reaches down and fondles her ample breasts, she begins to lick his balls remarking “Thank goodness I learned how to deep throat” “Yes it was a good film; “Tonsil Scrapers” moans Randy. Copying the film Randy is soon between Hornyettas legs as she spreads out on the rug. Before pushing his hard cock into her pussy he gently inserts her favourite dildo toy into her ass. He only inserted it a couple of inches as she was only a novice at anal, though hoping in time to have his full hard cock rammed in. It is wonderful stuff as they are fucking like they had just met. Then darn it the firkin phone starts ringing. “Leave it” yells Hornyetta, “It won’t be important, well not as important as this” she says pushing her well lubed pussy up to meet his balls. The film scene changes which leads to them receiving a 69; if their mouths were free both would be smiling most contentedly. This goes on for some heavenly time before Randy finds himself fucking mans best friend “The Pussy” doing it doggy style, faster and faster gently moving her anal toy for double penetration. Then cruel luck they hear a car arrive on the pebbled front of the house. The car has unfortunately arrived at the same time as Randy, as he jumps to his feet his cock is shooting large amounts of hot sperm all over the carpet. A voice can be heard from outside; “Hello Mr’s Patterson” it is their daughter shouting across to the next door neighbour.

Panic stricken Henrietta whispers” Quick she has a key, turn the C.D.