What a reunion!

There was a family reunion going on, which translates into adults getting together getting drunk and playing poker. Well at least the men would, while the women chat about stuff I don’t even want to know. I knew I was going to be bored out of my mind. It was going to be at my aunt’s house, which is a two story, 5 bedroom home, and 3 bathrooms. The house was huge, more than big enough for a family party. There was no one my age there, I am 16 while my little cousins are all 12 and under and the adults are 35 and over. So I decided to not go to sleep the night before and spend my time eating and sleeping, until I found out we were spending the weekend there.

There was no chance of complaining to my dad or mom since, it was either the reunion or stay at home with no electricity. My dad is an electrician so he turned off the electricity for the weekend and changed the locks on the doors. Pretty much he turned the house into jail cell. He instructed the neighbor to deliver food for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I knew it was all punishment for coming home drunk.

When we arrived I recognized the various aunts and uncles I knew, and some I didn’t. Oh yeah did I mention I have a really big family. I could hear little kids yelling and screaming, adults talking and laughing, and my stomach growling. I went inside greeted everyone in sight, and ate as fast as I could. I was shown to the room I was staying in, surprisingly I had the room to myself. But when I looked outside I realized why. There was enough beer, wine, liquor and champagne to get an army drunk. I guess they all knew they were going to get drunk so it didn’t matter where they slept.

I quickly went up to the room I was staying in, threw my bag onto the floor and fell asleep on the bed. I didn’t know how long I was out, I opened my eyes slowly and realized it was dark outside, and yet I still heard little kids yelling and screaming, adults talking and laughing, and my stomach growling. I was far to lazy to go downstairs and get something to eat. I was lucky I planned for moments exactly like this. I reached in my bag and took out my ipad. I downloaded a bunch of porn videos and uploaded it to my ipad so I can watch it. I stripped naked and picked out a video I was in a mood for. I feel that I am fit for my age, I am very athletic and have been lifting weights for a year and a half now. I stand 6 feet 1. But just as I played a video the door suddenly opened, a little girl walks in and closes the door. I quickly tucked the video under the blanket.

“Hey!