Underage Drinking

Underage Drinking

I own a pretty good chunk of woods on the outskirts of town. There are several logging roads running through it. One road in particular goes up to a pretty nice clearing. The local kids like to go up there and party, get drunk, and smoke some pot. There is a small pond there and it has a very nice view. I have often thought about building a log cabin there.

Since I know the teenagers use it I cut down some trees and put the trunks around in a circle with a big fire pit in the middle. I even provided the cut and split firewood for them to use. I didn’t need them setting my woods on fire. I even provided some trashcans too. Of course I put up plenty of no trespassing signs as a way of covering my own ass.

Then I got the bright idea to put in a duck blind of sorts where I could spy on them and not get caught. I put it on the top of a nearby knoll. It was actually my brush pile from the treetops after I strip the branches off. My fort was in the middle and camouflaged real well. I was very proud of it if I do have to say so myself. I can hide my truck in the back and get into my fort through an access tunnel.

A few nights earlier I had eavesdropped on my daughter’s conversation and heard that there was going to be a big drinking party there on Friday night so I made sure to get out there a couple of hours early and hide my truck. I got inside my fort and brought in my supplies. I had plenty to drink and plenty to snack on too. I had my camera and binoculars that both have night vision capability. I even brought my parabolic ear so that I could hear almost any conversation that I wanted too. Now all I had to do was wait.

My sixteen-year-old daughter Tonya was among the first to arrive. She had to be one of the ringleaders because she was in the pickup truck that had the beer kegs in it.

The way the kids pay for the beer is to sell the cups for five dollars each. As time passed they drank, danced, and made out. Eventually the ones in charge realized that they had not made enough money on the cup sales to cover the cost of the beer and snacks.

The boys asked for donations but got nowhere. Tonya then got most of them to notice her when she lifted her T-shirt to expose her tits. Everyone got quiet! That’s when Tonya asked for donations to help cover their expenses.

Someone shouted out, “How much do you need?”

One guy whispered to her and Tonya shouted back, “Fifty bucks!”

Someone shouted, “If I had fifty bucks I would make you earn it first!”

That got some laughter from the crowd. Tonya just shrugged her shoulders and shook her head.

Then to my astonishment Tonya shouted, “Okay! The first guy to come up with fifty dollars gets my virginity!”

There was a hush over the crowd.