“To Much Pussy!”

“To Much Pussy!” (mountain girls contd.)

* I’m Ben. I had 3 wild and crazy mountain girls all going have sex with me, all at once. Jen, one of the beautiful young twins wanted to tell this part of the story…

We was all excited get’n ready to have ourselves a bed party. Amy, our older girlfriend, stood up to have Ben lay down in the middle of the bed. She looked up…and there was Marc D. a look’in in the window. She grabbed Ben’s shotgun and ran to the door…but Marc was hold’in his ass and runn’in away. Amy had shot him in ass before.

Marc had been after Amy fer a long time, but she couldn’t stand him. He looked like a mule with miss’in teeth.

My sister Bella and I didn’t like him at all. He tried to hump our donkey once. It was real funny as the donkey was a kick’n and Blackie, our dog was a bit’n him on his ass. I chased him down to the crawdad hole with a hunt’in knife. He tried to cross the big ol hole and fell in. Them crawdads was a pinch’n him all over and he was a yelp’n. He finally got out and there musta been 50 big ol crawdads a pinch’n and a hang’in all over him as he ran away.

Nobody liked him caus they caught him a steal’n moonshine. All the fellers chased him, but only found his pickup. They put his pickup a way up high in big ol tree. It’s still there, but its all a rusty look’in now.

I ask pa how did they git it up there? He said with a hundred fella’s, it was no problem. We took the engine out first and put in another tree. Pa said that it works better than a fence. When people see that they knowed to keep away from there. Pa said If’n you girls see a pickup in a tree, you back outta there real careful caus there’s booby traps there. I ask him what’s a booby trap? He smiled and said it a thing that will blow your boobs off!,… then him and ma started laugh’in and a slapp’in their knees.
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I said to Amy, “Let’s tie Ben to the bed like he’s our prisoner.” Well…she thought that would be fun so we got some string and tied his hands and feet to the bed.