The Wheel Chair

The Wheel Chair

I just got home from the hospital. I had some minor surgery on my right leg. They game me a walking cane, to use after a few days of rest. At the moment, they gave me a wheel chair to use. I wheeled myself out to the curb to get a taxi. The taxi driver let me out in my driveway. I used the garage door to get inside my house. I then opened the big doors to my basement. I used my small elevator to get to the 2nd floor of my house. I wheeled myself over to my big king size bed, and fell asleep for the night.

The next morning, I took some pain pills with my OJ. I went to my small gym, to workout for the day. My leg was feeling better. I had some friends call, to see if I need help. I just laughed and told them I was OK. I ordered some pizza and beer for dinner. I rolled over to the front door when the pizza kid arrived. He offered to bring in the pizza and beer to my living room. I think he felt sorry, because I was in a wheel chair. I gave him a good tip, and he shut the door behind him. I ate most of the pizza and drank all the beer. I dozed off in the wheel chair, around 3am.

“Honk! Honk! Beep! Beep!!!!” Arrggghhhh! I fell out of the wheel chair, onto my wooden floor. I crawled back into my chair. I rolled myself over to my big bay window. I saw it was only 7am, on my clock. What the fuck? It’s a fucking Saturday. Who the hell is making all the noise outside. I pulled the blinds slightly open. The bright sunlight hit my face. I squint my eyes. I could see the family across the street were having a yard sale. What the hell??? I thought. I pulled back, then looked across the street. There were already a dozen cars parked out front of my house. There were some next door. But most were parked across the street in front of the garage/yard sale.

A new family had moved into the vacant house across the street. They had been there for about two months. I have been so busy with work, I never got the chance to meet them yet. I knew they had a mini van and a big truck. That was about it. I am not sure if the people are married or even if they have kids. I put my hand on my forehead. I need to take some aspirin, for my hang over. I rolled myself into kitchen. I grabbed some water, aspirin and some pain pills for my leg. I was thinking after today, I probably did not need them. My leg was feeling pretty good. I turned around to eat some cold pizza as I rolled into the elevator. I went upstairs to take a shower.

I used my big black wooden cane to help in the shower. I scrubbed my body from head to toe. I took a razor to clean up a few unwanted hairs. I was under the hot water for about an hour. I dried off. Put on some body spray, cologne, and comb my short hair. I slipped on a pair of small tan shorts. I put on a tight white shirt over my athletic frame. I slipped on some tan sandals. I left my underwear and socks in the middle drawer. I finished my cold pizza as I watched sports center. I could hear the cars across the street all morning. There were lots of people, making noise all day.

It was close to 1pm, when things began to die down across the street. I rolled myself over to the window again. I took a look outside. I could see a few cars parked out front. I waited another 30 minutes before I saw only one car parked outside. I rolled out to my garage. I hit the door opener. Then rolled myself outside. I put my black cane on my lap as I rolled down my driveway. I stopped before crossing the street. I saw a few signs in my yard. They were advertising the yard sale across the street. There planing on doing it again tomorrow. I was going to have to put up with this again. I just shook my head as I crossed the street to the other side.

“Beep! Beep!” I heard some back up lights coming down my neighbors driveway. There was a big pickup truck coming right for me. I rolled into the lawn, so I did not get run over. “Hey sorry! Your just in time. My wife just wrapping up the yard sale.” said this small guy. He looked no bigger then 5ft, as he leaned out the window to look down at me. I saw two kids in the back seat. They were strapped into some child seats. “How much for the lawn?” I said. “Ha ha!! That a good one. Lawn sale???” he said. “Honk! Honk!” He hit his horn. “See you later. Taking the kids to there grandparents. Be back in a few hours.” said my new annoying neighbor.

I smiled as he back his truck into the road. He tried to burn out, but the truck stalled. He just coasted out to the main road. I looked to my left. There was a lawn sale sign in there grass. They planned on starting the lawn sale earlier than today. I just rolled back on the driveway, then rolled toward there big two car garage. I saw some card tables out in front of the garage. I saw some toys, DVD’s, tapes and lot of clothes all over the place. They had racks of clothes up and down there sidewalk, leading to there front door. I saw a small tent in the side yard. There was some furniture and baby items under the tent. I paused for a minute as I looked for the guys wife. I was hoping to give her a piece of my mind. I wanted to put an end to there yard sale for today and hope to stop tomorrow’s.

I rolled down the side walk to a big set of clothes. The front door to the house, was to my back. I heard the front door open, then close. “Hey! There!” said a woman’s voice. I turned on my wheels, to face the voice. I was glad, I was sitting down. I may have fainted, if I was standing up. I adore voluptuous woman with curves. I love a good hour glass figure. I rubbed my eyes to make sure it was not a mirage. A very bodacious woman was coming toward me. She had long platinum blonde hair. She was wearing a tight pink sweater, that was cut low. I could see two very large breast jiggle under her sweater. I was not sure she was wearing a bra. Did they even make that size. She had a smaller waist, than most her size. She was wearing a short acid wash denim mini skirt, that showed off her long curvy legs. She had bright pink toe nails, to match her finger nails. She kinda of strutted toward me in her new 4inch wooden platform heels. She had a few rings on her fingers, a gold necklace that had a large pendant that fell in her deep cleavage.