The sex joke and how it really happened

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One of my favorite sex jokes is one we probably all heard when we were kids.

Little Debbie came skipping into the kitchen with a shinny new quarter in her hand. Her school uniform skirt swaying around her, she showed it to her mother. “Debbie, where did you get the quarter?” “Billy said he would give it to me if I climbed the tree,” Debbie answered. Mom replied, “Don’t you know he only wanted to see your panties?” “Yes Mom, so I fooled him. I took them off.”

Here’s how it really happened with me.

I was lying on my bed playing a video game when my 18-year-old sister, Joan skipped into my room. She is three years younger than me but we have always gotten along well. She waved a five-dollar bill in the air and danced around a little. You could tell that she was happy. “Where’d you get that?” I asked. Donny, Frank and Jim gave it to me. They said that if I would take my panties off and show them my bottom they would give me five dollars.”

I told her that she needed to be really careful because she and her friends were getting to the age where, especially guys start to be really interested in sex and she could get into a lot of trouble if she let them do too much. “You don’t want to do anything that would get you a bad reputation and you sure don’t want to get pregnant.” Over the last couple of months Joan had started asking me questions and I had answered most of them for her. Then I jokingly said that I would give five dollars to see her cute little bottom too. Before I could stop her, she had her panties down and her skirt up to her waist. “Give me the five dollars.” Then she dropped her skirt. I could feel my cock stirring even though my sister should not have that effect on me. She was a cute and sexy young woman. She was even starting to get boobs and I couldn’t help but look.

I sat her down on the edge of my bed and talked to her more about sex and the act of having sex. We didn’t have a dad and Mom had not had ‘the talk’ with Joan yet so I took it on myself to educate her more than the school had. We talked for some time. I could feel my dick getting even harder. Without thinking about what I was saying I said, “Hell Sis, I’d give you ten dollars to be able to touch your pussy. “Deal, pay up. That’s fifteen bucks now.” I started to back out but decided not to. “That’s not for just once. You would have to let me do it any time I want for the rest of the month.” There were three weeks left in the month. I thought that would make her chicken out. “Deal. Pay up.”

She pulled her skirt up and spread her legs. I looked between her legs. Her tight little lips looked like a closed clamshell. I wasn’t a virgin. My girlfriend let me suck and rub her tits and finger her pussy any time I want but we had only had sex three times. I reached over and rubbed my palm over the outside of my sister’s pussy. After a couple of minutes I told her that she had better go now. She went to her room. I promptly shut my door, took my aching cock out and masturbated till I blew my load all over my chest.

The next afternoon, after school I took Betty, my girlfriend into the woods and fucked her twice. She didn’t really want to but I was so excited that I would not take no for an answer. She finally let me.

After supper Joan came into my room. “Today Donny, Frank and Jim told me that they would give me ten dollars if I would give them a blowjob. I said no and came home. What’s a blowjob?” I told her that it was another name for oral sex. I had told her that a man putting his penis into her and moving it in and out was fucking. She said that she had also learned that in sex ed at school. Now I told her that oral sex, or a blowjob, was the same thing but in her mouth rather than in her pussy. I told her that some people do that because the girl can’t get pregnant and that I heard President Clinton on TV saying that oral sex was not sex. “I want to try it,” Joan said reaching for my pants. I stopped her and told her no, but that I did want to rub her pussy again.