The Renter

The elderly couple next door moved into a retirement facility and put their home up for sale. Being retired, but yet relatively young, I decided to purchase it and use it as a rental property.

In July this past year a couple in their late 20s rented the house. The man, Jasper, worked at a nearby college as a political science professor. Alicia, the wife, stayed home while looking for a job.

Jasper was about 6′ tall and weighed about 160 pounds. He was what I would consider average looking. Alicia was about 5’2″ and weighed about 110 pounds. She had bright red hair, and her skin was covered with freckles, which made her very self-conscious. Her butt was nice and firm, and with her button nose she was not bad-looking.

As a bachelor, I have learned to cook, so on the day they moved in I took them a dish of lasagna, salad, and bread. I could see that Jasper looked at me curiously when I told them I had prepared the food.

Over the next several weeks, I would go over and visit, and they would reciprocate. I noticed that Jasper made it a point several times to let me know he was liberal and had some good friends who were gay. It was apparent that he thought I was gay, and since I wanted to get into his wife’s panties, I thought it wise to go along so that he would trust me with her.

After a week or so, I began to tell Alicia she was a beautiful woman. She would blush, and say “Bill, you are the first man who has ever said that to me. I appreciate it, but I know I am not very pretty.” We would lightly banter about it, but I could tell she liked the compliments.

I also noted that when Jasper got home from work, he would flick on the television to watch sports, leaving Alicia to wander around the house aimlessly.

In the third week I called on Alicia during the day and we began to talk. She told me they were trying to have a child now that Jasper had a tenure-track job. She made me promise not to tell Jasper, but she was disappointed that he would rather watch sports and politics on television that talk with her.

“The man is a fool–if I had a beautiful woman like you in my house, we would be talking and making contact 24/7″ I said. Alicia blushed and giggled, and said “I’ll be you would be something else. Do you know, though, that Jasper thinks you are queer’?