The Most Amazing story ever told part 1

Shaneequa, a 23 year old transsexual, is fucking a 680 pound woman named Helga. Shaneequa gives the lady a tit job. The woman has a heart attack and falls forward and pushes Shaneequa into a puddle of sulfuric acid. She is badly burned while Helga dies. It turns out Helga was pregnant, so Shaneequa cuts her open and retrieves the baby, which is a month premature. She names the boy Peter and calls him Petey.

She loves Petey and spoils the boy for one week until she is sentenced to jail for attempted murder. She has been framed by her neighbor, who almost kicked his wife to death. She is sent to a women’s prison, where she impregnates another inmate. The pregnant inmate is named Alice. Alice has the baby. The other inmates cause Shaneequa trouble. One night, they shit in her hair, kick her in the nose and bite her penis in half. Shaneequa get back by stabbing the leader of the group and framing her second banana, Jo-Jo. Jo-Jo goes insane in solitary confinement and bashes her brains out on the wall. Feeling guilty, Shaneequa calls for a truce. Shaneequa assembles people to fight with her. She gets Roxanne, a manic depressive inmate who stole a tomato, committed bestiality with a donkey, hijacked a private bus, interrupted a television broadcast by showing her breasts, abducted her daughters and set fire to a chair. The next, Natasha, a mean but funny woman with a big ass, who was convicted of 2 counts of statutory rape, 135 counts of piracy, attempted manslaughter and grand theft auto. The next, Brandy, a racist blonde haired bitch, who was convicted of 3 counts of murder. And the last was, Geraldine, a quiet mousy woman, who was convicted of lewd conduct, drug possession, truancy, tax evasion and murder. The gang fights their way through until Brandy is executed by lethal injection. That night Roxanne, Shaneequa, Natasha and Geraldine have an orgy. Roxanne cuts Shaneequa with a knife. She cut an R, an N, a G, a B, and an S.

Eleven years later, Shaneequa escapes. She runs around her home city in Montreal. She finds out that Petey has been living in an orphanage for years. Petey sees her walk by and he runs out to see her. Shaneequa kidnaps him. Shaneequa asks how he knows her. Petey shows her a picture she gave him. They ride off to Iowa. A TV report claims to know her location. This sparks in a girl named Megan.

Megan is a light blonde haired girl who plays basketball extremely well. She is an excellent shot blocker and doesn’t miss shots. She is extremely fast and can run a mile in four minutes and 1/3 minutes. She is nice and has many friends. She is a beautiful hermaphrodite and you wouldn’t know it if not for the large bulge. She also has an 11.8 inch flaccid penis and 14 and half inch boner. Her cock is four and one fourth inches wide. Her cock is prehensile and she uses it to pick up things. She masturbates constantly and fucks her teachers and friends like a bunny. She likes girls and boys. Her testicles are also the size of beets and she comes with great volume. Her favorite thing to do is to put sweet and sour sauce on her cock and suck it off. She sucks her own dick three times every day. Her gigantic cock causes her to be considered a freak, but people respect her none the less. Megan is Shaneequa’s daughter. She was born by Alice. Alice was let free and abandoned Megan. Megan was in the same orphanage as Petey but left at the age of four she ran off waywardly. She became a prostitute for a short while. She went to a school for the first time at age eight when she was found on the streets taking a hit from a bong. She went to school and met Pauline, whom she fucks on a regular basis. Pauline is an Asian who is smart and funny. She is part of the chess club and goes off on tangents about random things. Her brother Garry is gay and is an active member of the gay-straight alliance. Garry desires Petey from afar. Megan lets Garry suck her cock. Pauline dies when she chokes on a chocolate pretzel. Garry then drinks a bottle of drain-o to commit suicide. His stomach is pumped. He then jumps in a pool and drowns himself to death. One day Megan sees the woman that she thinks impregnated Alice. It’s Shaneequa. It turns out that she found an article about the inmates. She leaves to find Shaneequa

Megan introduces herself to Shaneequa and tells her story. Petey is angered because he is the only boy and because he is overshadowed by Shaneequa’s actual child.