The doctor visit

The Doctor visit
There was a health campaign in our part of town for free checkups, wanting men and women to have prostate and mammogram checks. They were offering exams free so more people would go. They had a traveling mammogram machine in this big medical truck, provided by a hospital, and a few of those construction type trailers with small rooms for doctors doing prostate exams for men. The idea was you and your wife could get the medical attention free. All you had to do was show up. It was wonderful preventative medicine.

My wife Mary and I had planned to go together but I got called into work to check an order that I had botched up and said I would go later. My boss was always a jerk taking advantage of me and it kind of rattled me when he did. But there wasn’t much I could do about it. I need the job and am reluctant to argue with him.
Mary went on ahead. After her consultation, she called me to make sure I would go and not just come home. I promised her I would.

When I got there I filled out the forms at a small table staffed by a pretty nurse. I saw an older doctor at one of the trailer doors watching us. He looked fatherly and I hoped he would be the one to examine me. I was sent into one of the trailer rooms to wait my turn, which came very quickly. And the same doctor took me into a room, shut the door and read the forms over. His voice was very reassuring as he told me to remove my pants and underwear.
He said, “You looked hesitant out there, I was watching you.”
“Well a little, I guess. Never had this before.”
“Are you aware of what the procedure entails?”
“Not at all, really.”
“Ok, then, take your shirt off too,” the doctor said with a warm smile, “It won’t hurt. It’ll take a bit of time though if you’ve never done one before. Even for a free exam we’ll be very thorough.”

He then took my blood pressure, checked my heart and lungs, and wrote it all down. I was now glad I was here. He looked over my whole body, my skin, stooped in front of me and took a long time looking for spots or whatever, including my balls and penis.