The Day Grandma Went away

I had come to my grandma’s arm many times before. Mostly in the summers to combat the lonelyness for both of us. Every morning we went out and had to feed the chickens and pigs, check on the cattle, and just eb sure that everything was in good general order. On a hot Saterday in June the phone rang as I settled down to my Cheerios after my morning chores. Grandma answered, I could here the urgency in her voice, “Yes, of course. I’ll be there as soon as I can.” I continued on with my beakfest grabing a slice of bread when she came into the kitchen. “That was Mavis, your great aunt, her husbands in the hospitel and doesnt look like he’s going to make it.” I frowned in fake empathy, “so what does that mean for you?” i asked. “Well, she wants me to come out and stay with her, she is my only sister ya know, and she never askes ‘fer much.” I played with my cheerios, not wanting to look at Grandma. “So you’ll have to stay and look after the farm for a few days, you think you can do that?” I jumped at the idea, I had never been all alone on a farm. I could be the man of the house, the leader of the pack… however you see it, it was a nice proposition. “Of course! I’ll stay here and take great care of everything.”
The next day she left, and I headed out to do my chores, I threw some feed at the chickens, and watered all the animals. Then i decided to go out to the pasture and check on the cattle. The calfs were still being born and you never know when something might happen. i walked out with the dog, a big Aussie, and we survayed the area. The Milk cows were in one pen and the calving cows were in another. I saw what seemed to be a bull who didnt know what season it was. As I walked closed I realized it was a cow, or a bull with utters, who was mounting another cow as though it were attempting to breed with it.
As soon as i returned to the house I called Grandma, and asked her she had lesbian cows. “Their not Lesbians, and don’t use that word, its just a cow in heat, they’re fine.” all right, a milk cow in heat?