The Birthday Party_(1)

This story is going to be a spinoff on a legend. I’ll relay the incident
first for you so you’ll understand the scenario.

My brother-in-law told me a story about a woman whose husband wanted to
have a surprise birthday party for her and invited all the people she
worked with to their home. The first thing she would do when she arrived
home from work was to let their German Shepherd out of the basement, so
he asked the guests to wait in the basement until she let the dog out
and then surprise her. They waited for a little while and her car pulled
up in the driveway. She came into the house, but didn’t let the dog out
as soon as she got in the house, so the people waited patiently in the
basement. After a little while, her husband heard her approach the door.
Before she opened the door, she said, “Here boy, I’ve got something
special for you.” When she opened the door, she was stark naked except
for the peanut butter on her nipples and her crotch. Everyone got a
surprise! She quit her job shortly after.

The following story is what MIGHT have happened if I had been the woman:

As I opened the door, I was surprised by a group of people hiding in the
basement. My dog, Rex, promptly bounded up the steps and began to lick the
peanut butter from my crotch.