The Big Bang Theory Chapter 2: The Quantum Virgin

The Big Bang Theory Chapter 2: The Quantum Virgin

Hey guys, welcome to the second chapter of my Big Bang Theory erotica series. If you’re a new reader I strongly suggest that you read chapter 1 first, a lot of the story and build up to this chapter is in there. I’m glad you guys enjoyed the first chapter I got a lot of positive response and it became my highest ranking story so far. This chapter is very vital to my overall story line and I want to see if I can do a good job portraying Sheldon having sex. It is my belief that if Sheldon had sex just once he would realise how awesome it is and maybe have a little fun for once. Also I’ve had a couple of complaints about using Leslie Winkle as the only girl in these stories. I’m planning to use the other girls soon but Leslie is vital for the story lines I’ve thought off. I actually don’t mind Leslie that much, she’s kind of hot, pretty slutty and was perfect for my series, so live with it.

Standard disclaimer, I’m not a literary pro just a talented amateur and fan, so don’t expect the writing style and wit of the original show. Also this is a sex story about the Big Bang Theory if that offends you, please stop reading and do not leave any irritating comment. I’m going to be changing the story lines and personality of the characters so it’s not going to be 100%. Keep in mind it’s a sex story, you’re all reading this to get off so please don’t send a bunch of comments about how the characters wouldn’t do this or that, or that a tiny detail is wrong and ruins the whole story. Please read and enjoy, I’ll be interested in legit feedback, so creative criticisms only please.

Just a quick reminder this story is set at the beginning of the fourth season, and it is only a few seconds after my first story. This chapter has a lot of dialogue in the beginning, it takes a while to get to the sex, but I thought it was vital to explain why Sheldon might change his views. Also I might have gone overboard with the larger words and the scientific phrases and stuff, but that is how they speak in the show, hope you guys don’t mind too much.



It was late in the small city of Pasadena and yet the night was young, sex was on the mind of many of the cities inhabitants and the world was about to change for one individual in particular. In one small apartment sex was on the mind of two young horny girls as they navigated through the dark towards their prizes. While both their adventures are exciting and arousing, we will only focus on one of these ladies for now, and save the sordid tales of Penny for later.

Leslie Winkle slowly exited the room of her lover and now casual boyfriend Leonard and slowly advanced down the hall, naked and smelling of sex. She had already had one hell of a night with Leonard, they had fucked three times and blown each other’s minds, Leslie was still shaking slightly from her orgasms. Leslie was a very sexual being and she felt sated for now, having all 3 of her holes filled in one night did that to her. She didn’t desperately need any more sex tonight, but she was going to get some anyway. However instead of doing it for her own pleasure, she was instead doing it for the good of somebody else, and for humanity as a whole.

She reached the door of Leonard’s room-mate Sheldon Cooper and stopped, mentally preparing herself for what she had planned. Sheldon was her arch-nemeses, he had always competed with her during her tenure at Caltech, trying to prove that he was the smartest, and often losing to Leslie due to small errors in judgement. Sheldon was a unique individual, in some cases he was one of the smartest people on the planet, whose theories and ideas could make you gasp in scientific joy. However he appeared to most people as an unbalanced and selfish being with no concept of human interaction. Many found him comical or extremely unusual, but Leslie knew it was just how his brain worked and it was a side effect of his brilliant mind. He knew how the world worked down to the smallest electron and yet was completely clueless when it came to dealing with the person next to him.

While some people just accepted his brilliance and left him alone most other people were easily annoyed by his antics. Leslie had often wondered what would become of Sheldon if something happened that changed one of his core beliefs about how he saw the world, would he evolve into a new person or would his mind shatter.

She slowly opened the door in front of her and quietly entered Sheldon’s room, careful not to make any noise that would wake Leonard. She shut the door behind her and waited for her eyes to adjust to the light given off by a solitary glowing goldfish. Leslie was less worried about making noise now that she was in Sheldon’s room, she knew that Sheldon had soundproofed his room during Leonards relationship with Penny, due to the excessive screaming Penny made when getting fucked. She slowly moved to the bed and carefully pulled down the blankets covering Sheldon’s body, and gave a happy gasp.

It turned out that Sheldon slept in the nude (actually true, mentioned in one of the episodes) and Leslie was staring at Sheldon’s naked and slightly scrawny body. What really grabbed her attention was Sheldon’s massive tool, which seemed slightly disproportionate to the rest of his body. While it was soft at the moment Leslie guessed that it could get as long as 9 inches in length and appeared to be thick enough to please any horny girl. Through great strength of will she managed to tear her gaze away from the dick in front of her and sat down on the bed next to Sheldon before shaking him.

Sheldon away with a start after a couple of nudges from Leslie and glanced around blearily, trying to get his bearings. “Mummy is that you?” he asked trying to see who was sitting on his bed. “No dumbass, it’s me, Leslie, we need to talk, its important”. Sheldon visibly recoiled “Leslie, Leslie Winkle, why are you in my room, this is my room, no one else should be in my room”. “Yeah, yeah I know, you’re pretty anal about your room, look I need to talk to you about something so calm down and hear me out”. Her words were lost somewhat on Sheldon as he realised that he was no longer under his blankets, he made a grab for the sheets but was stopped by Leslie who held onto them so he couldn’t pull them up. “What are you doing, I’m naked here, I’m naked because it’s my room, why are you here while I’m naked”. Leslie laughed “relax poindexter I’m naked here too” she said pointing to her naked body “look tits, pussy, ass, the kind of things a naked girl has”.

Sheldon nearly had a heart attack at this point “why are you naked, why are you naked in the same room I’m naked it, this should never happen to anyone”. There was a cough from Leslie at this point, but she decided laughing at Sheldon wouldn’t get her anywhere, but perhaps honesty would. “Well Sheldon, the reason that I’m naked in the same room as you is because I want you to have sexual intercourse with me”.

Sheldon went as white as a sheet and sat there frozen for several seconds, before grabbing a whistle of the nightstand next his bed and blowing it hard several times. Leslie covered her ears for the first few whistles before realising that he wasn’t going to stop blowing. She reached over and grabbed it out of his mouth and threw it onto the ground “what the hell are you doing?” she asked. “It’s a rape whistle, I’m blowing the rape whistle because you want to rape me, people hearing the rape whistle are supposed to come to my aid, you should know what a rape whistle is” Sheldon responded in terror looking towards the door expectantly. Leslie groaned inwardly, she really should have approached this in a different way.

“Ok Sheldon, I realise that this is very stressful for you but I need to you to stay calm and not over react, I’ll explain and everything will be fine”. Sheldon stared at her in disbelieve “it’s not fine, it will be fine when Leonard gets here to help me and he arrests you and you go to jail, then it will be fine, because Leonard heard my rape whistle”. Leslie looked at the door for a few seconds and then raised her eyebrow at Sheldon “yeah I don’t think he’s coming” she said. Sheldon gave one of his false laughs “oh course he is, why wouldn’t he respond to my rape whistle?” Leslie paused for a second before responding “well there are a few reasons why he wouldn’t come in here because your blowing a whistle, but I think the main reason would be because he can’t hear you, you soundproofed your room, remember?” Sheldon gasped in recollection “oh no, I soundproofed my room, I soundproofed my room, curse Penny and her unnecessary screaming during coitus”.

Sheldon sat up straight and made to stand up, presumably to go out the door but was again stopped by Leslie who pushed him back into bed with one hand. “Dumbass, shut up for a second and let me speak” she said forcefully “trust me, physicist to physicist you’re going to want to hear what I have to say”. There was a snort from Sheldon “I would hardly classify you as a physicist, you are a sub-par scientist at best, the equivalent to a geologist or a plumber, and I don’t listen to geologists or plumbers”. Leslie stared at him for several seconds and then stood up “well I tried to talk, I’m just going to punch you in the face a few times so you forget this meeting and go, I just hope you don’t go too crazy when you lose your job”.

The last comment stopped Sheldon dead, “lose my job, what are you talking about? I’m not going to lose my job, I’m way too important to Caltech, why would I lose my job, are you going to make me lose my job?” Leslie sat back down “Sheldon shut up and listen, I’m not trying to take your job, I’m trying to help you keep it”. Sheldon looked at her is disbelief before calming down a little “what are you talking about, explain everything to me”. “OK” she said, trying to sound calm “here’s the deal, do you know that the university recently made me a human resources liaison for the physics department”? Sheldon nodded “of course, an interesting choice in my opinion, I considered applying for the job but decided it would be unnecessary busy work with people I don’t like”. Leslie groaned inwardly at this last comment but continued anyway “right, anyway as the HR liaison they have to consult me on who they are planning to give tenure to and who they are going to make stand down.