That Bastard Husband Of Mine

Fbailey story number 456


That Bastard Husband Of Mine


I could scarcely believe that my neighbor asked me to take dirty pictures of her and to post them on the Internet.

As it turned out her husband had cheated on her and she threw him out threatening divorce. This was another way for her to get even with him. He had a goody two shoes persona that he kept up, even though he was a dirty filthy pig.

Danielle had suspected her husband of cheating on her for years but let it go because of their children. Finally, she had enough. She found lipstick on his underwear around the opening, his suit coat smelled of expensive perfume, and there was a sticky note in his briefcase reminding him of their rendezvous that evening.

When he came back after midnight his suitcase was waiting in the driveway with a big note that said, “Spend the night with her. Hell, spend the rest of your life with her.”

That next morning she was sitting at my kitchen table drinking coffee and talking to my wife. They had been plotting. I heard Danielle say, “That bastard husband of mine.” I just kissed my wife and went to work.

That day when I returned home after work, they were both drunk, and I again heard, “That bastard husband of mine.” Fortunately it wasn’t my wife saying it.

As I entered the family room I saw that both women had their shoes off and their feet curled up under them on the couch. There were three empty bottles of wine on the coffee table. I sat down in my favorite chair right opposite them. I could see their panties quite clearly and wet spots on them both. Their short skirts were way up around their hips and neither woman seemed to notice or care.

I asked Danielle where her children were and was told that they were at their grandmothers for a week. I smiled to myself and opened another bottle of wine making a note to purchase another case.

The women had come to a decision. They felt that Danielle needed to tarnish her husband’s goody two-shoe image. They felt that if Danielle exposed herself nude on the Internet and his friends, investors, and coworkers saw them that it would seriously spoil his reputation.

I didn’t have the heart to tell them that men didn’t think like that.