Taping A Family Get-Together

Janet and I have been married three years now. We get along great and the sex is even better than great. Janet is rather a free spirit in the bedroom, even more than I am, I love it. We’ve never talked much about our sex lives before we met each other but I suspect that my wife would get the blue ribbon.

Janet is very close with her mother, Jean, who lost her husband nearly five years ago, not long before we first met. She is a very attractive widow, forty-two, nice figure, an older version of Janet, really.

They talk with each other several times each day and seem to talk just about everything. She had confided in Janet that the last few months had been very depressing, very lonely, and that she was really down.

“She’s really down, Doug, I’ve never heard her so low. I just don’t know what to do.”

“Well, how about her doctor. Dear Abby is always recommending people see their doctor when they’re feeling down.”

“She just misses a man being in her life. I think it’s especially a certain part of a man that she misses the most. If you get my drift.”

“Sex?”

“Bingo, give that man a prize. Yeah, I think Mom is missing a good fuck now and then.”

“Well, she can hire a gigolo, a male prostitute. Women do, I’ve heard.”

“Oh, come on, how impersonal is that. That’s a dick, not loving.”

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right. Has she tried an online service to meet people?”

“She says she has and that it’s a bit like a meat market. Most of the guys just wanted a quick fuck and a home-cooked meal. Not necessarily in that order, according to Mom.”

“Well, maybe I can think of some guy at work.”

“You know, Doug, there is a guy where you work that might just be the right one.”

“Now, you don’t mean Fred Winters, he’s too old.”

“No, you.”

“Shit, Janet, are you kidding? Your Mom, my Mother-in-law?”

“Come on, I’ve heard that lots of guys have fantasies about drilling their mom-in-law. You’ve never thought about it?”

“Well, your mom is a beautiful woman, um, sure, I’ve thought about it.”

“Here’s your chance, tiger. Your wife would approve.”

“Now, you’re pulling my chain, Janet. Aren’t you?”

“I’m going to the gym tomorrow night, you can go visit my Mom and keep her company. And, anything else that might just happen.”

“You’re saying you want me to go fuck your mom?”

“Um, yeah, I guess I am. I mean I love my mom, I love you, I know you would be good to her in bed, and I wouldn’t have to worry about her getting on with some guy that would be trouble.”

“Tomorrow night? While you’re at the gym?”

“You have my permission, Doug. What guy wouldn’t love the chance?”

“What if I get slapped or she gets mad?”

“Trust me, Doug.”

So, I trusted Janet and rang my mother-in-law’s doorbell.