Sex Math

TIME

When I was young, an adult trying to be helpful said “there are 24 hours in a day; 8 for work, 8 for sleep and 8 for everything else. I very rarely sleep fully 8 hours but by the time I hit 35 I realized l must’ve spent a decade of my life asleep. The math was unavoidable.

A few years after that the question occurred to me how much of a stud or slut would someone have to be to have over a year of sex.

Masturbation sure. I have been single often enough that I have killed two or 2.5 hours daily reading or watching porn and cumming once or twice. Sex though is a different calculation.

Let’s break it down further. Take each type of sex individually. Say a slutty young lady can blow a cock in 15 minutes for every 4 blowjobs that’s an hour of her life. That’s 96 blowjobs to be 24 hours of having a cock in her mouth. For a year of blowjobs would be 96 times 365

35040 blowjobs. That’s 4 or 5 a day every day for 20 years.

If it takes 20 minutes per bj then it would be 3 bjs an hour. Math math math 26280 blowjobs needed to have sucked dick for a year 3.5 blowjobs a day everyday for 20 years.

Alternative calculation.

Say a woman has a 2 hour gang bang 3 times a week 52 weeks a year 3 holes stuffed. Once one penis vacated an orifice another instantly takes its place. In two and a half years she’d have a years worth of dick in her orifices.

Alternative calculation again.

Say your 10 year plan was to be filled with dick or to have your dick in an orifice for a total of 365×24 hours 8760 hours. That’s easy math of 876 hours of sex a year. 73 hours of sex a month. 16.8 hours of sex a week. 2.4 hours of sex a day not foreplay cock in orifice 2.4 hours a day…144 minutes. A woman could have a daily 3 hole gangbang and do it 45 minutes a day… but I don’t think she’d have rectal function after a few months let alone a decade. If only vaginal and oral an hour and a quarter a day.

Same math if you wanted to take 20 years instead of 10: 72 minutes a day.

30 years 45 minutes a day.

Which makes me wonder if my sexual history is close to that. Masturbation and sex included. Sometimes it is a 2 hour session but sometimes it’s a quick 10 minutes just to unload so I can sleep. Okay say I’ve been masturbating around 30 ish years with the goal of 8760 hours of amassed sexual activity either solo or with others. 8760÷30=292 hours yearly divide that by 52 because I know i don’t/haven’t often masturbated daily and it’s 5.6 times a week (for an hour session, which it isn’t always.) I really don’t think I’ve made it. I am not boastful enough to say I make love to women non stop for 5 hours a night each night.

In my younger years of jerking. it would be at least once a day, often more but also often not lasting very long. Modern me is only 3 times a week but maybe 2 hours a session which i think I am hitting the weekly allotment now more than my younger days. Obviously sex is more often now than the first 5-6 years of masturbation… as is internet access. The old days of found magazines and sneakily borrowing an uncle’s vhs tape, scrambled porn channels on cable, girls gone wild infomercials etc.

But time marches on as well my appetite is shrinking.. not quickly I’ll hit my one year mark before I’m 50 (5 ish years)



I still wonder how quickly professionals could do it.