Saucy Wife Gets a Shock

Shelia Brown was tease and she knew it. She teased her husbands friends, teased her daughters boyfriends, teased her neighbors and teased all the men in the office. As Shelia got older she got worse and her husband Harry would get very annoyed with her often telling her off and complaining about her lack of decorum.

“Sheila your not a young woman anymore you look like mutton dressed as lamb tone things down a bit its just asking for trouble walking around like that people will think your a common tart.”

” I don’t dress for other people I dress for myself and anyway you men like it well enough I can see by the looks I get,” she snapped back at her husband. Harry snorted “Do you realize that Janets boyfriend could almost see your knickers in that short skirt its embarrassing.”

” He shouldn’t be looking up my skirt then, anyway its your dirty mind Harry his a very nice quiet boy the best Janets had for a long time.”

“Its no good talking to you but mark my words it will come to no good Jim next door is always looking over when you hang out the washing its not decent when you bend over in that skirt.”

Things were just as bad at work lecherous males young and old making comments and sometimes touching her up. It quickly spread all over the office when Shelia slapped old Mr Barnet around the face after he pinched her bottom when she was filing.

“Im not sorry I did it,” said shelia indignantly ” It serves the dirty old man right and if he touches me again I will slap him harder.”

To her she was blameless in all this it was the men’s fault she could not help it if they had filthy minds. In her innermost thoughts she liked the attention she got, and the stir she caused, it pleased her to be the centre of attraction. She had an image of herself as looking very young and trendy and when young men eyed her it boosted her ego. They thought she may be easy prey as she was well past her prime but still appeared to want to attract males.

An incident occurred about this time which surprised and worried Shelia; Janets boyfriend followed her upstairs and on the landing he put his arm around her waist pulling her towards him he attempted to kiss her on the lips. She pushed him away but he persisted and whispered into her ear, “Mrs Brown your so gorgeous I’m sorry but I just could not resist you.”

She was very flattered, “You naughty boy Brian what would Janet say?” Shelia never mentioned this to anyone and a few days later it happened again and this time she gave in and let him kiss her. “When can you come out with me,” he whispered “I adore you please make a date.”

At this point we must digress to a conversation between Brian and Alan one of his friends at work.

“Hey Bri I bet your giving her mum a good seeing to as well she’s always flashing it around the old slag.”
“I’m working on the old lady I think she may come out with me.”

” You dirty devil let me know what she’s like I wouldn’t mind a poke at her?”

” Well I’m going to take her up to the Parrot for a drink then into that forest car park to get her knickers off”

“Really then I will see you there, “said Alan with a wicked wink.

“No funny business Alan don’t be a pratt.”

Well Alan was a pratt and he intended to spot Brian and surprise him as he shagged Mrs Brown. So Friday night he hung around outside the Browns to see if Alan came out with Mrs Brown he knew that Janet was at her sisters and not due back until tomorrow morning and he felt sure Brian would play for the Mum tonight.

Shelia intrigued and flattered by the attention agreed to go out with him provided he behaved himself and they were not too long.