Sarah left me 1

On Monday night I arrived home from work to find my 16-year old daughter Angie in tears. She pushed a piece of paper at me which turned out to be a note from Sarah, my wife of 16 years, and Sarah’s mother, which informed us both that she was leaving us to live with someone called Dick and Dick’s wife, Doris. We were not to try to find her. Symbolically, she had left her house keys with her note. I hugged Angie, trying to calm her down, and assured her that I was there for her and that we would still be happy together.

After a longish while she calmed down enough to ask me “Why? What did I do wrong?”

“Angie you must not think that it was anything that you did wrong. Sarah’s problem was that she was not happy with our sex life, and now she has found a huge dick to fuck her.”

“Daddy, must you say ‘fuck’?”

“Angie darling, I want to help you to understand what has happened, but to do that we have to talk quite explicitly about fucking, so we might as well use the raw words. Besides, it might help us both to relieve our anger.”

“Can I use words like ‘fuck’ too, Daddy?”

“I hope that you will. I consider that your mother’s leaving us means that from now on I’ll have to treat you as an adult. I may still nag you to do your homework, but in other respects I’ll allow you much more freedom.”

“So tell me about Mummy.”

“I think that you know that we were married one week before you were born. This happened because I took your mother’s virginity; that was a pretty exciting night but, 6 weeks later, she told me that she was pregnant. I had thought that she was on the pill. I was not ready to get married, so for the next six months I fucked anyone who would let me. Then, finally, I went to your mother and asked her to marry me. We married and we have been faithful to each other until last Friday.”

“How many girls did you fuck during those six months?”

“About ten, there were another six who would only give me a blow job.”

“Daddy, what’s a blow job? Tom keeps asking me to at least give him a blow job.”

“Angie, a blow job is when a woman takes a man’s cock in her mouth and sucks, not blows. Either the guy pumps his cock in and out, or the woman bobs her head up and down. In porn stories all the women can take the cock right into their throats without gagging and by swallowing stimulate the man’s cock to orgasm. That’s called ‘deep throat’. I’ve only ever known one woman who could give me a deep throat blow job. It was great.”

“Yuk! How gross! Does she have to swallow the cum?”

“Usually, but it is not really gross. I’m not gay, so have never given a blow job, but many girlfriends have told me how great it is. The excitement of sex makes it great. Besides, no one ever got pregnant giving a blow job!”

“So what am I going to do to keep Tom happy?”

“It’s not for me to say, but I will give you one rule: do not get pregnant until you are ready to look after a baby. Tell me! What do you and Tom do so far when you are out together?”

“We kiss…”

“And?”

“…he feels my breasts and pinches my nipples…”

“And?”

“Daddy this is so embarrassing!”

“After all the detail that I have given you? You forget that I was your age once and just as horny as you and Tom. Nothing that you say will shock or even surprise me.”

“He puts his fingers inside my … cunt…”

“And?”

“…he tickles my clit until I cum…”

“And?”

“…he makes me hold his dick…”

“And?”

“…and I stroke it until he cums all over my hand.”

“And that’s all?”

“Yes.”

“There, that was not so embarrassing was it?