Riding Lawnmower

Riding Lawnmower


I bought myself a brand new riding lawnmower. My old one finally bit the dust. This one has everything. It can cut the grass of course but it can bag the clipping to be composted, till the soil for my garden, collect the fall leaves, and snow blow my driveway too. It does it all. I was in love with my ‘Mean Machine.’

I showed my wife and two daughters how it worked, that was my mistake! After that the grass stopped growing and I never got a chance to ride it. However I still had to maintain it. It used a lot of gas and I had to add a little oil every now and then too. I quickly put an engine hour meter on it so that I could tell how long it had been run.

Every day when I came home from work there was at least an hour or more of time added to the hour meter. Not one of my women would admit to using it but the grass catcher was full and I had to empty it.

That night in bed while we were making love my wife finally admitted that she had been riding my new lawnmower and that it had a very unique vibration in high speed. She explained that if she holds a golf ball between her legs inside her panties so that it touches her clitoris and then she leans forward while in high speed that she can achieve a powerful orgasm every few minutes. How to hell do women figure something like that out? How many experiments did it take? I guess a vibrating golf ball to the clit is not all that far fetched to some of the stuff that I have seen my wife do in the past. As I was filling her with cum she said that our two daughters knew about it too and that was why the lawn never grew.

The very next day when I came home and opened my car door to step out Ginger my fourteen-year-old daughter asked if she could mow the lawn. She said that her mother had told her to ask me before just using it. As I was about to say okay to Mary Ann my fifteen-year-old daughter came running out of the house asking me if she could mow the lawn too. Now what was I to do?

As I was thinking of an answer Ginger said, “If you let me mow the lawn I’ll let you watch me!”

Mary Ann said, “I’ll let you watch me mow too but I’ll be topless!”

I was in the middle of a bidding war to see who would get to ride my lawnmower and I didn’t really know what to do.

Ginger said, “I’ll be topless too if you let me mow daddy!”

Mary Ann said, “I’ll do it nude!”

Well I think the bidding war had just come to an end and we had a winner!

I said, “Okay Mary Ann!