Retirement Home

Well, it all started off when I went to work at a retirement home when I was 38. I was working the night shift as a guard. The people at the retirement home are people that doesn’t really have a family, can fend for themselves but has people like me to cater to them. After working there a few months, I became friends with a lady by the name of Mrs. Rose who was 74 years old. Mrs. Rose was very nice and would always want me to go to her room and have coffee.

One night while I was making my rounds, I saw Mrs. Rose at her door. She asked me if I wanted some Coffee. It was about 3:00am and I was tired as hell so I decided to take her up on her offer. I really liked talking to Mrs. Rose because she always had good conversation. This night, she started talking about her husband. She surprised me because she started saying how she use to love to make love to him. Said he was the only man she has ever been with. Mrs. Rose said her husband passed away 15 years ago and she hasn’t been with a man since then and she really missed it.

Since she was being so free with her conversation, I asked her how old she was when she stopped having the urge for sex. She blew me away when she said “When I get there, I will let you know”. I guess I turned red in the face because she just started laughing.