Official Pussy Inspector

Fbailey story number 227


Official Pussy Inspector


I have always been in love with pussy. My wife and every girlfriend that I have ever had knew that. Even my sister and my mother know that too. Hell I have a diploma hanging in my den that was made up special, certifying me as the “Official Pussy Inspector.” I have a T-shirt and a baseball cap that have FBI on it, which stands for “Female Body Inspector.” As much as I like the female body I really like pussy. Like they say, “You spend nine months getting out of it and a lifetime trying to get back in.”

My wife plays into my fantasy too. It was her that bought me an examination table for my den along with a Vaginal Speculum, which is a device for opening up the pussy during a gynecological examination. It isn’t one of those plastic disposable ones either. My wife got it from her gynecologist and gave it to me as an anniversary present one year. He told her that it had literally been in a thousand vaginas. It even came with the little light and power supply too. Over the years I have gathered up a blood pressure cuff, a stethoscope, a small rubber hammer, and a white coat. I have rubber gloves, surgical masks, booties, and even those paper gowns for the girls to wear. My wife has a cute little nurse’s uniform too.

All is not lost because I actually get to use it on occasion. Every three months we schedule my wife for a checkup. I check her up, down, and sideways. I check her inside and outside. I give her a breast exam, an anal probe, and then I take extra care with her vaginal examination.

My wife and my sister were pregnant at the same time about fourteen years ago. Her husband, my wife, and I talked Cindy into letting me give her an exam during her pregnancy. She finally agreed because her husband could examine my wife too. So every Friday evening her husband and I would get to inspect the two growing women and take pictures of them nude. I was okay during the first two exams but after that I just had to fuck my wife while she had her feet up in those stirrups and with my sister and her husband watching us. Not to be outdone my brother-in-law fucked my sister on the table too while we watched them. It was fantastic and it went on for several weeks. After the babies were born we continued to inspect the women weekly. Eventually it stopped however I still keep trying to get my sister to let me examine her pussy. About once a year my wife gets my sister drunk and brings her home to me. I look forward to those nights. With my sister drunk and her husband not there to protect her, I get to fuck her after the exam. My wife is always there because a nurse is always supposed to be present during those exams.

Not only do I inspect every inch of my sister’s body but I also photograph every inch of it too from close-ups of her nipples to her cervix up inside of her pussy.

I told you that my mother knew of my hobby too. Well she and dad have been in my den and seen the examination table and of course I have shown off my equipment but one time mom actually let me examine her. She said that she was scared that there was something wrong with her. I told her to go to a real doctor but she told me that she couldn’t. She also knew that my wife was out of town for the weekend. This all took place on a Saturday. It seemed that mom had gone out with the girls on that Friday to “Sow her wild oats” so to speak. Well she let a strange man pick her up, take her back to his motel room, and fuck her. She was feeling no pain but when he called two of his buddies to come over and fuck her too she tried to leave. Well he over powered her and held her there until his friends arrived. The three of them raped her several times that night. She said that she had cocks in her mouth, in her pussy, and even in her ass all night long. Then before they sent her home they stuffed an eight ball into her pussy. She said that it had really hurt going in even though she had been drunk and well used by then too. Anyway mom wanted me to remove the eight ball before dad found it. Apparently he was aware of mom’s extra martial affairs but he chose not to confront her about them. In return mom didn’t flaunt them at him. That was where I came in.

My wife had often told my mother about our quarterly exams so she was confident that I would find a way to remove the pool ball from her pussy. Mom got completely undressed and did not even pretend to wear the paper gown, or to pretend modesty. Mom just got up on the table, placed her feet in the stirrups, and scootched to the edge of the table for me. When I looked inside her pussy and saw that big black ball with the “eight” looking right at me I just knew that I needed to take a picture of it. I grabbed my digital camera and started taking pictures. Mom scowled at me but she did not try to stop me. However she did tell me not to show the pictures to anybody. Okay! So I took some close-up pictures and then I backed up for some full body shots too. Mom knew exactly what I was doing and just lay there until I was finished.

Well I tried to get that eight ball out of her vagina with two kitchen spoons and a lot of K-Y Jelly but it didn’t work.