Nudie Camera

NOTE: If only a camera like this really existed I could make a fortune from those tabloids.



Nudie Camera


Dad had bought me a very expensive camera for my sixteenth birthday. He knew how much I liked photography and that I was in the photo club at school. I was even on the Yearbook Staff. It was one of the latest digital cameras on the market and used multi-millions of pixels. It even used real interchangeable lenses and he got a couple of them to start me out with.

I took pictures of my beautiful mother and of my even more beautiful sister Genevieve. At seventeen years old Genevieve was the most beautiful girl in our school and everybody knew it. She had been in many beauty pageants and had won them. In fact Genevieve had won every beauty pageant that she had ever been in. Genevieve was tall, thin, and very curvaceous. She had the figure of a full statuesque woman. The best part was that she loved to have me take pictures of her so I took a lot of them. She checked them out in my viewfinder with me too.

Later that evening I downloaded them and she selected two that she wanted copies of for her portfolio.

The next day in school the bad ass football center tackled me up against my locker knocking the breath out of me. I had been afraid that he might have broken my new camera. When I checked it out it looked okay but I clicked off a couple of pictures of him down the hallway telling his buddies how he had pounded me. Sure pick on the little guy. His parents must be so proud of him. Throughout the day I took pictures of most of my teachers and of the girls choir. After school I took pictures of the girls track team. My new telephoto lens would let me catch them from far away. That was great because I was so far away that they didn’t actually know that I was taking their picture as if I was just a few feet away from them.

When I got home I downloaded the pictures and looked at them. Oh my God! None of the girls had any clothes on. No one of the people in any of the pictures was dressed. Everyone was nude, everyone. I went right down stairs and snapped a few pictures of mom in the kitchen. When I checked the review in my camera they were okay. I was so relieved. Then I went up to my room and downloaded them into my computer. Once again the clothes had disappeared and mom was standing there in the kitchen totally naked. What in the world was happening?

I went to my bedroom window that overlooks the street in front of our house. I took pictures of every girl that I saw on the street even the ones on bicycles and in cars. When I looked in my review they were all dressed but when I downloaded them into my computer their clothes had disappeared. The girls on bicycles were leaned over and their tits were hanging down very nicely. The girls in cars were naked from what I could see which was mostly their breasts. I noticed that I got a hard-on. Then mom called me down to dinner.

I looked at mom in an entirely different way now. Hell I even looked at my sister Genevieve in a different way too. Right after dinner I told mom that I wanted to go out and take some more pictures. It was okay with both of my parents. Then Genevieve asked if she could go to the shopping mall. Mom said that she would take her after they had done the dishes and that I was welcome to tag along with them if I wanted too. Yes, I thought that would work out perfectly. So I went up to my room, changed batteries in my camera, and put my stuff in my backpack. I carried my camera and took a few shots of mom and Genevieve in the kitchen. But time I got some nice side and front shots too.

All the way to the shopping mall I kept taking pictures of every girl that I saw that wasn’t in a car. Of course a few girls that were in cars that I could see well enough I took pictures of too.

When we got to the mall I pointed out a place where I wanted mom to park her van. Genevieve bitched about it because it was so far away from the entrance and that she would have to walk, but mom did as I asked. I stayed in the van while they walked in. I had picked that spot because it aimed the rear of mom’s van right at the main entrance to the shopping mall. Mom’s windows were tinted pretty dark and I got in the rear facing seats in the back and started taking pictures.