Naruto- KoRn Koncert In Konoha: Part 5

54 DAYS BEFORE THE CONCERT






“Come on Granny Tsunade, where are we going?”

Naruto was becoming annoyed very quickly. He was being led down the street by Tsunade and Shizune blindfolded.

“STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! And like I said before, it’s a surprise.”

“Easy Lady Tsunade, you know he just calls you that cause you’re a friend to him.”

“I know but you know how sensitive I am about my age.”

They walked down the street for a few more minutes before coming to a sudden halt casing Naruto to walk straight into Shizune’s back.

“Well we’re finally here! I hope this place is as good as it was in the Land of Mountains.”

Shizune removed Naruto’s blindfold and stood to the side to allow him to see where they had brought him. He was standing in front of a large building that reminded him of The Babylon Club in some Al Pachino movie he saw one time. He observed the large purple neon sign featuring a skull head on a woman’s body playing an electric guitar.

“It looks just like the one in the Land of Mountains.”

Naruto scratched the back of his head and squinted his eyes looking at Tsunade.

“What exactly is this place?”

“This,” Tsunade began “is the single best club I have ever been to in my fift… forty-two years of living. This is The Heavy Metal Maiden nightclub. Complete with fully stocked bar, dance floor, live performances nightly and an entire casino!”

Shizune leaned down to Naruto and whispered into his ear.

“She only likes it so much because of the casino and the fact that she got three cocks shoved up inside her at once in the back room.”

“I HEARD THAT!!! AND YOU’RE ONE TO TALK! YOU LET YOURSELF GET FUCKED ON THE DANCEFLOOR… BY A DOG!!!”

Naruto looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

“I DID NOT GET FUCKED BY A DOG!!! He just fell in love with my leg and I was too good natured to shake him off before he got finished.”

“If you’re done talking about weird sexscepades,” Naruto said “I would really like to go in!”

Tsunade shrugged it off and went inside. The music was loud in there. As Naruto went inside his eardrums were almost busted due to the volume of the song that was playing, Disturbed’s Down With The Sickness. He followed Tsunade to the bar and sat next to her.

“So Naruto, would you like something to drink?”

“Well I’m underage, otherwise I would.”

Tsunade handed him a piece of paper bearing the leaf village seal.

“I signed that into effect early yesterday. The drinking age has been lowered to 15. I would’ve obliterated the drinking age completely but the council wouldn’t go for it. I wanted it fixed to where if you were old enough to walk to the store you could buy liquor.”

Naruto laughed at her and drained the glass of Mansinth Tsunade had just bought him. (Mansinth, in case you’ve never heard of it is Marilyn Manson’s brand of liquor.)
Within a few minutes of drinking he had emptied ten glasses of Mansinth and was now about to be drunk off his barstool.

“Y-you know, hic, you’ve got HUUUGE knockers, hic, I’d like to do shots out of them babies. And you know what else, I’ve never noticed it before but Pink Floyd is like fuckin angel music when you’re hammered. A-and you know what else else, sniff, I FUCKIN LOVE YOU!!!”

Naruto fell to his knees and began to cry at Tsunade’s feet until a voice came over the microphone.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, making their debut to the stage, The Dirty Tongues!!!”

Naruto got to his feet and staggered to the stage just as a band came to the stage fronted by a red haired vixen in black silk and red, purple and black face paint. The woman in question pulled a flute from the folds of her robes and played one of the most haunting tunes Naruto had ever heard in his life. The world around him faded to black and the only people in this new realm was him and the mysterious frontgirl of this band he had never heard of. When she finished her song, she walked offstage and to the bar. Naruto recovered and made his way over to her, sitting on the barstool beside her.

“So… do you come here often?”

She shot him an annoyed look and continued to sip from her glass.

“Look kid I’m not interested in scrawny rat’s asses like you so just walk away now and save yourself.”

“Hey now babe, don’t be so hostile. I just thought I could buy you a few rounds.”

He put an arm around her shoulder. She grabbed it and shoved it back off her.

“DON’T touch me and DON’T call me babe. But as for your offer, that part I wouldn’t mind.”

“Barkeep bring us a couple bottles of Mansinth and two shot glasses.”

She gave him a raised eyebrow.

“Hey, as long as I’m buying you drinks we might as well have us a little drinking contest. Is that fair Miss…”

“Tayuya, and yes I suppose that would be fun to drink you under the table.”

The bartender came over with the bottles and glasses as a crowd formed around them having heard about the contest. The bartender filled their shot glasses.

“You ready to lose brat.”

“You wish flute girl.”

Naruto took the shot and got a refill. Tayuya smirked and drained her glass as well.

TEN MINUTES LATER

“Hic, w-why don ya jus gi, hic, ve up now and kee yo pridesy.”

Tayuya was the first to feel the full effects of the drink and was now rocking from front to back and was barely understandable.

“I’ve still got, hic, a lot of liquor I can hold without my kidneys givin out.”

Naruto was holding up fairly well as he took his next shot.
Tayuya on the other hand was now looking a little red in the face as she picked up her glass and took a sip before turning to the side, puking and falling backwards off the stool. Naruto raised his fist in victory and staggered over to Tayuya picking her up under her arms and helping her to her feet.

“Ya know, hic, ol’ yeller hair, you are the first, hic, pison to eva def…eat me in a drinkn’ cntes.”

She put an arm around him and began to lean on him as they staggered over to the door together.

“Hey, I think you need some help, I cant just let ya walk there like this.”

She put her head on his shoulder and nuzzled his neck.

“I ad you figured wrong Naruo, anyone who could beat me in tha game of drink deefinately deserves my respect. I’m staying at the Konolove Hotel, just take me to room 356. Oh and I’ll need your help around at least till I’m, hic, sober.”

They arrived soon after at the hotel and he led her into an elevator and rode up to the third floor. They exited and found their way to room 356. Tayuya reached into the pocket of her robe and pocket of her robe and pulled out a handful of items including a pack of chewing gum, several condoms and the room key. Upon seeing the condoms he looked at her with an arched eyebrow.

“Hey you never know when you’ll find yourself a hot little fuck… just like I did.”

She slapped him on the ass. He leaned over towards her and whispered into her ear.

“You get horny when you’re drunk don’t you, you little slut?”

He licked the shell of her ear as his hand reached under her robes up to her lace covered crotch. She moaned out in pleasure as she felt his fingers rub her through her panties.

“Just as I thought. You’re soaking wet. Are you hungry for my cock little girl?”

“Yes, please take me now! Right now in this hallway!”

“Easy now you little whore.