Naruto- KoRn Koncert In Konoha: Part 1

“So, everything’s set Lady Tsunade?” asked Shizune, who was sweating endlessly. Tsunade nodded and replied, “Yes KoRn is coming to the Leaf in two months time to allow travel time for people from other villages to arrive early.” She continued after pausing to daydream at the thought, “This will be the biggest thing to come to the leaf village since the Akimichi Clan’s family reunion, no pun intended.” She paused again, “Actually let the pun stand, I for one find that funny as hell. But back to the point, this will bring enough cash in to pay the band, buy new equipment for the Academy, build Jiraiya’s strip club and my casino, AND still have enough to gamble away!” She nearly had an orgasm thinking about that last part, but quickly recovered to tell Shizune to make the announcement to the village and then start writing letters to the other villages to invite them. Shizune hurried out and then lit herself a cigarette.

59 days until the concert.



Naruto laid on his bed and pulled his headband over his eyes, arms folded and fantasized about the day he would lose his virginity. He never really thought about the same girl but it was always an experience that would run in his head for days at a time.
Hinata stood outside Naruto’s door with her sister Hanabi, index fingers pressed together silently procrastinating. “Why did you need me to come with you to ask Naruto to the concert?” asked Hanabi who secretly harbored a crush for Naruto as great as her sister’s. She had been reluctant to come for fear that she would pass out when near Naruto and Hinata would discover her secret. “B-because youre my sister a-and I c-could really use y-your support.” Hanabi sighed, “Fine but dont faint cause if you do I’m not gonna catch you.”, after which she smiled to let Hinata know she was joking.
Hinata breathed in deeply and rang Naruto’s doorbell.

Naruto was shaken from his fantasy by the chime of the doorbell. “FUCK, this one was the best one yet!!!” He slammed his fist on the bedside table and walked to the door, then failing to realize the boner he picked up during his daydream, he opened the door to meet the two Hyuga heiresses both blushing an intense crimson, which did nothing to help ease the sudden tightness he was starting to feel in his pants. They both became nervous and lowered their eyes to the ground but met a diversion on the way that caused their eyes to widen and their noses to issue a stream of blood. Naruto noticed this and casually looked down to now become fully aware of the cause of their nosebleeds.