My wife transformed into a dog slut

I have a situation and don’t know what to do about it. My normal, loving wife has transformed into an extreme dog slut. Here’s the deal…

You know how once you’ve lived in a neighborhood long enough, you pretty much know everyone and you’ve heard all the rumors? Like the guy across the street who is cheating on his wife, the single mom down the block who might be a lesbian now, or the house two streets over that is growing marijuana in a backyard shed. I thought I’d heard them all.

My friend told me that Emma, a divorced wife in the neighborhood, fucks her dog. I thought it was bullshit. I knew Emma, she and my wife were friends. She didn’t seem at all like someone who would do that, but he made a good point: “you never really know what people are like behind closed doors.”

Regular people don’t have sex with dogs, I thought. That’s just shit you see on the internet from other countries. I figured there was no way this was true. Just another rumor that got blown way out of proportion. When I mentioned it to my wife, she just kind of looked at me while processing the information. “Crazy, right?” I said.

“I don’t know.” she said.

“You don’t know what?”

“I don’t know if it’s crazy.”

I felt confused. And then she told me about one time at their book club.

My wife (Tiffany, Tiff for short), is in the neighborhood ladies’ book club. One month when Emma was hosting at her house and the women were chatting, Emma’s dog came into the room and was just kind of hanging out. At one point walked over to Emma to get her attention. One of the ladies gasped and that’s when Tiff realized the dog had an erection hanging down between his legs. When Emma noticed it, she took the dog by the collar, apologized to the ladies and led him to the back of the house.

Tiff thought Emma was putting him in another room or maybe letting him out into the backyard but Emma didn’t immediately return. About 10 minutes later Emma re-joined the group. Shortly afterwards her dog also came back into the room, minus the erection.

Tiff said she thought Emma looked a little flushed in the cheeks when she returned, like she had gone for a quick jog or something. That’s why Tiff didn’t immediately dismiss this rumor, because something was a little off that night at book club. Tiff had put it out of her mind, but now she was curious. She said she would try to find out.

A few days later Tiff said she had talked to Emma confidentially and while Emma didn’t outright admit to dog sex, she hinted that she’s tried some crazy sex things in the past, things that Tiff would never believe. Tiff’s interest was piqued and she wanted to get to the bottom of it.

A while later Tiff had more news: It was true. Emma had tried having sex with her dog as an experiment. Apparently her ex-husband knew about it and that’s how the rumor probably started.

A while after that Tiff had even more news: Emma admitted that she had sex with the dog “more than once”.

Long story short, it wasn’t just “more than once”, it was more like “every week”.