My wife paid for my mistakes

My wife paid for my mistakes

It started out innocently enough….. My wife Kelly and I were
driving back alone after dinner out with some friends. I turned to Kel and said ‘hey, it’s early, why don’t we go over to that Gaslight bar and have a drink maybe a dance before we call it a night. It’s right down the hill from the house.’ Kel, said ‘sure, for all time we’ve lived here we’ve never gone there, lets do it’. Kel reminded me that her friend Joy said it was a meat market for middle aged singles but then added ‘I’ve always wanted to see what it was like.’
When we got there, there was a short wait to get in but we waited and watching people come and go and we were in before we knew it. Once inside, I was surprised at just how large the place was, yet it was packed with people. The band was playing 80’s songs and
Kel and I went over to the bar to get a drink. Kel is 46, fit, nice and I mean NICE perky rack and legs that go all the way up to heaven. She was dressed conservatively but cute for our dinner with our friends. Black skirt, white blouse a little low cut but with her bra on didn’t put on a show.
After about an hour Kel and I each had a few drinks and had danced some on the crowded dance floor but we had now settled in with seats we snagged at the bar and were just watching the ‘show’ of people hooking up. All sorts, young guys prowling for cougars, young women with daddy issues as Kel put it. We were having a great time making up stories behind each of our ‘entertainers’.
Mistake #1: Kel brought it up by saying how ‘weird’ it would be to go to a place like this and pick up a total stranger, she can’t believe she’d ever done it in her younger days.
Like a complete idiot, I said ‘I don’t know, could be fun just to see if I could get anyone interested. I know you could Kel.’ Kel smiled coyly and said ‘oh , honey who’d want me.’ Now this was strictly the booze talking when my voice said, ‘ hell babe there are probably 30 guys in her who would give there right nut just to feel you up. Kel laughed and said I’d probably get one of these young bimbos in a heartbeat but she didn’t think she could pull off getting picked up.
Mistake #2: Keep in mind we were both wasted because this is nothing like how we would normally have acted. Just a wrong place, wrong time thing. I said…..at least I think I did…. ‘lets have a bet, I’ll go over there and talk with that little honey in the gold dress and you sit here and look hot. Whoever gets interest first wins’…. ‘Wins what?’ Kel smiled….Hmmmm….’sex with me at home tonight’ I laughed, ‘You’re on hot shot’ Kel said with a grin.
Mistake #3: Why the fuck I left Kel alone I’ll never know.