My Sister Was Pissed

Fbailey story number 625


My Sister Was Pissed


I came straight home from school, went into my sister’s bedroom and asked, “Are you really fucking every boy in my class?”

Emily looked shocked and asked, “Who says that they have fucked me? I’m still a virgin.”

I asked, “Can I feel your hymen then?”

Emily said, “I’d let you if I had one. I used a big carrot to break it myself. Donna said that the first time that I had sex would feel much better if the guy didn’t break it on his way in.”

I asked, “Did you by any chance tell Charlie about that?”

Emily said, “Yes. That lousy son of a bitch, I’ll kill him.”

We talked about the difference between boys and girls and sex. What we decided was that boys would lie about doing it with a girl a hundred times more than a girl would.

The next day in school the teacher told the girls to go to the gym for a discussion. Then she told the boys to stay where they were. Soon the school principle, the nurse, and my sister entered the classroom.

Emily stepped forward and said, “My brother told me that all of you boys have had sex with me. I don’t know how you could have, since I am still a virgin.”

She let that sink in and then she said, “Charlie I only told you that I had broken my own cherry with a carrot.”

The boys started giggling and the Principle snapped his fingers and it stopped.

Emily said, “Billy, I let you kiss me and you shoved your hand up under my shirt and squeezed me nipple. It hurt, I pushed you away, and then I slapped your face.”

“Sammy I watched you jerk off but I never let you touch me. Isn’t that right?”

Sammy said, “Yeah, I guess so.”

Emily then asked, “Now who wants to tell me to my face that you have fucked me?”

The school nurse said, “Had sex!”

Emily said, “Sorry!