My granny got back

It was Spring break and like most horny 15-year olds, I was ready to party as much as I could and try to fuck as many girls as I possibly could. But one problem. I had no money.

So when my mother told me that Grandma Ruth needed some help around her house, I jumped at the opportunity.

Not only was Grandma Ruth super fucking cool, but she even smoked pot and would occasionally let me sip wine with her. But most of all, Grandma Ruth was loaded, so she always paid well.

Not that Grandma Ruth was super-rich or anything, but she was pretty well set. Mainly due to the strip club that my deceased grandfather had left to her when he died 7 years ago.

No one would ever guess that my grandmother was the owner of the hottest strip club in town. Because she normally dressed very conservative and she spoke very well. Though she didn’t dress like most 52-year old grandmother’s. She still looked pretty good for her age.

Grandma Ruth stood about 5″ 8′ tall, 185 lbs, with medium length blonde hair (with a touch of gray), stunning blue eyes, gorgeous face, with 40-DD boobs, a 28-inch waist, and fairly wide 48-inch hips. She’s not skinny, but she’s definitely not fat. My best friend Jordan say’s she’s not fat, she’s thick.

He also likes to join me whenever I go to see my grandmother. And since she want’s for me to install the surround sound for her new home theatre, I figured I’d better have Jordan accompany me. Plus, he always has the best weed in town. Something I knew that Grandma Ruth would appreciate.

When I pulled up to Jordan’s house and honked my horn, he quickly came outside and flashed a big bag full of weed at me. I’m not sure if he was happier that he had a bag of weed, or that we were going to see my grandmother, whom he loved.

He always say’s that black guy’s like him, have always had a thing for thicker white women like my grandma. And with him not only being one of the brightest students on campus, but he also happened to be our high schools starting point guard on our varsity basketball team, at just 15-years old. Which made him popular among the girls at school. Especially, the ones he called P.A.W.G’s (Phat Ass White Girls). He fucked girls of all races, but he always said that P.A.W.G’s were his favorite.

So as we hit the road on our way to see my grandma, Jordan immediately starts telling me about the weed he just got. “Man, wait till you hit this shit! I swear this Blue Dream will put you on yo ass….watch!”

After he rolls the blunt, he lights it, then passes it to me. And he was right. That weed was fire! We continued to pass the blunt back and forth for the next 15 minutes until we reached Grandma Ruth’s house.

Once we had arrived, we rolled the windows all the way down, so that the smoke could escape. Then I grabbed my toolbox out of the backseat and headed towards the front door. Before we could even knock on the door, Grandma Ruth was already opening the door to greet us with a warm smile. “Come here Cobe and give your grandmother a hug” She say’s as she reaches out and grabs me.

Then she looks over at Jordan. “Don’t you be shy Jordan, get your butt over here and hug me” As she reaches out and hugs him tight, before kissing him on the cheek. “Man, you give the best hugs Mrs. Hicks” Say’s Jordan. While obviously starring at my grandma’s tits.

“Don’t you dare call me Mrs. Hicks! Call me Ruth Ann. Mrs are old bitches and honey, I’m still hot. Don’cha think so?”

“Ye-Yes, Mrs. Hic…I mean Ruth Ann. You look amazing!”

Say’s Jordan, who looks nervous as hell.

“You boys come on in and check out my new home theatre.”

As she grabs a hold of our hands and leads us down the hallway, I looked over at Jordan who’s eyes were glued to my grandma’s large ass and wide swinging hips.

I’ve never looked at my grandma in a sexual way before. But for some strange reason, today was different. I’m not sure if it was the weed or the fact that I hadn’t gotten laid since last weekend. But watching my grandma’s ass jiggle with every step was really arousing me. Maybe it’s because she’s wearing white yoga pants instead of her regular skirts or dresses. Which draws even more attention to her perfectly round bottom.

As we entered the theatre room, my eyes were finally off my grandma’s ass and they were now looking at a super-kick-ass theatre room. Equipped with a 200″ 4k projector screen, plush leather couches, chairs and a huge chassis. Hell, there was even a brand new popcorn machine in the corner.

“Wow, grandma, this thing is badass”

“I’m glad you like it. Now I just need for you boys to install my new sound system. I figured, why pay Best Buy to install it when I have a handsome grandson who could do a better job. Plus, I know you guys could use some extra spending money. It is Spring break, isn’t it?”

“Yes, Gram, it sure is”

“Good, now get to work. I’ll be in the kitchen whipping up some lasagna. You boys let me know you need anything”

“Okay, grandma”

“Thank you, Mrs…I mean Ruth Ann”

“You’re welcome, boys”

After my grandmother left the room. Jordan and I spent the next 4 hours installing a kickass 5.2 surround sound system.

As we made our way down the hallway, on our way outside for a much needed smoke break. We passed my grandma in the kitchen.

“And just where do you boys think you’re going?”

“Um, just out back for a quick break”

“Don’t you mean smoke break?”

“Uh, yeah”

“Without me?”

“It’s not like that grandma”

“Well, I have an even better idea. How’s about you boys go and hop in the shower, while I finish up with my famous lasagna, then we can all toke up in my new home theatre room?”

Jordan and I both say “Hell yeah” as we slap each other high five.

After showering, Jordan and I threw on some of the workout gear that I kept there.