My First Helicopter Ride

” Oh my God! I’m so embarrassed. I made a complete fool of myself today. After I agreed to work with the pilots at the two Air Force bases where I live, it was time for my first day of work. Lt. Colonel Reilly had seen me in action at the local marine base, where I had worked with our troops as a way to give back to our men in service.

After talking with me, he said his counterpart, Lt. Major Harris at the Marine base, had highly recommended me. Colonel Reilly said I’d be a perfect fit for a similar position at the Air Force bases. Colonel Reilly said I had the perfect skill set to handle the large caseload that awaited me. He alerted me I’d be working long hours in the beginning to work through the backlog of pilots that would seek my help. I assured him I was up for the job. Colonel Reilly said he would send me my official uniform and a pass to display when asked. I envisioned my office with a desk, a filing cabinet for the men’s files, an easy chair for me, and a chase lounger for the men to relax on as we talked. The day had arrived, and I was excited to launch a new career. I wore the uniform the Colonel had sent me and agreed to go to the base four days a week and work with the fighter pilots needing my care.

Let me take you back to this morning when it all began.

I was to catch a helicopter each workday at the heliport at our local hospital and be transported to the base, where a driver would take me to an office building called a barracks, where I would work. I was nervous as I drove to the hospital and waited for the chopper to arrive for my first day of work. About fifteen people were waiting with me, a few women but mostly men. It was evident that the skirt provided was not a military-issued item. The other women’s skirts were knee length, but mine covered my butt and not much more. The men were all looking at me, my long legs on display for them to view.

As instructed by the captain, although I couldn’t understand why, I wasn’t wearing a bra or panties, and I could feel the cool breeze on my pussy. The helicopter came into view and landed, and it was big, loud, windy, and very intimidating. I looked at the vast machine, and a sense of dread came over me. I thought I had made a big mistake agreeing to take this position. The door of the beast opened, revealing three stairs, and one of the pilots motioned us to board. I was the first in line. I began to climb the stairs, nervously making my toward the top.

I clutched my purse to my chest, terrified and anxious, as I attempted to step up on the deck. My foot caught behind me, and I lunged forward, landing face-first on the deck. I was stunned by the fall, and with my arms underneath me and my legs still partially outside the craft, I tried to assess the damage to my thin frame.

“Are you all right, miss?” the Pilot asked, bending over me.

I instinctively spread my legs, tried to get my knees underneath me, and pushed my butt into the air. My face was still down on the deck, and my arms underneath me,

“Don’t move. Are you hurt,” the Pilot said, assessing the damage.

He gently touched my back as my body rose from the deck, and my skirt slid up my thighs.

“Don’t try to move, miss; just relax for a bit,” the pilot said sympathetically.

I lay there for a minute, resting on my knees, legs spread wide apart, butt in the air, while my shoulders and face were still on the deck of the copter. I was trying to gather my wits and free my arms when I heard talking and laughter behind me.

“Do we get popcorn with this show?” one guy said out loud.

“I hope the show continues when she gets inside,” another offered

Then I realized I was giving a real show to those behind me. On my knees, legs spread, face on the deck, I showed all I had to offer to the men and women. I felt the Pilot pat my back,

“Just stay still for a while and relax.”

He continued to rub my back, to the amusement of the men behind me. Finally, I came to my senses and realized what was happening. I hurried to my feet and rushed onto the copter. Frantically, I looked for another way off the craft, but all I saw was five rows of seats, three seats on each side of the aisle. I rushed to the back row and took an aisle seat, dropping my eyes to my lap, trying not to look at anyone. I could hear people talking about me as they boarded the copter. Then I noticed a pair of men’s shoes in the aisle next to my row. I looked up, and the man in military uniform smiled at me and pointed to the window seat. I whispered to myself,

“Shit, I’m going to have company.”

I got up and stepped into the aisle to let him in. A man behind him looked at me and said.

“I always sit in the aisle seat. I’m claustrophobic.”

With that, he sat in my aisle seat, leaving me in the aisle. Three men were already sitting in the aisle across from me, and it looked like the rest of the seats were mostly taken.

I looked back at the men in my row; they were smiling, and one man patted the empty seat between them, showing me my only option. People were still looking at me, and I wanted to hide in my seat as quickly as possible. I asked the man in the aisle seat,

“Could you please let me get into my seat?”

I fully expected him to get up and let me in, but instead, he pulled his legs in and motioned me to scoot past him. I started to move to my seat, and when I was out of the aisle and in front of his seat, he spread his legs apart and pushed his legs forward, blocking me from my seat. I had to grab the seat in front of me to keep from falling into his lap.

I said, “Excuse me, please let me get to my seat.”

I heard the men around me chuckling at our encounter when suddenly I felt his hand press my back and body against the back of the seat in front of me.

“What are you doing? Stop it, let me to my seat”, I whispered, not wanting to draw further attention to myself.

I could hear more laughter, and the Pilot watched from the front of the copter as the shenanigans in the back row played out.

I wiggled my upper body and moved to push past his leg to get to my seat.

“Stop it, let me go, don’t do that,” I cried again.

But the man just laughed,

“Easy now.