My Dad’s Ex

My dad was a little bit of a playboy…always had a girlfriend, always younger and always pretty and my dad often used me as a playing chip to show the girls how good of a father he was because i was so polite and sweet and thoughtful and yet, i was the complete opposite of my dad. I just learned really quick at a young age to analyse people and i became very observant and noticed the little things that push peoples buttons…in a good way.


I was always the youngest in the crowd that was always there with the adults so i very quickly understood how to be around adults.


But initially, all the women would treat me amazing because the new girlfriend always does right?


Well this one girl…Lucy was super fun, cute and had a son half my age and she always said i was like her son and even though they broke up eventually, i always saw her because its a big crowd of people that always hung out and my dads always throwing parties so every time she would see me, she would be touchy feely…not in a sexual way (not that i thought of) but just very caring and always wanted me to know that she missed having me around and would hug me and pull me into her tight…and again…no one would even blink an eye at that because everyone knew me, everyone knew that she was with my dad before so it was never weird…not even to my dad.


I was a pretty awesome kid 😉


Anyways…My dad was having his annual Christmas in July party and there’s big tents, pig roast, live band, a huge fire and the party doesn’t stop until everyone falls asleep around the fire.
I watched this happen for years and the shit i saw was funny!!!


I’m was in my senior year at this point and to give you an idea…i always looked way older then i was and acted older so try not to think these women are sicko’s 😉


At this point, on this particular night…it was getting pretty late, there was about 75 to 100 people still there and a lot of people around the fire and i was walking around talking to everyone…trying to figure out their broken up, drunken French/English chit chat and then i came across Lucy…in my head i was like…great, she’s drunk…here we go…she’s going to talk my ear off…


She sees me and pulls me onto her lap in front of everyone and puts her arms around me to give me a hug but holds me there…and tries to have a decent conversation and i think she loved teasing the other women around cause their always teasing and saying how cute i was and she wants to show off that she has me…(women are weird, you know it and I know it) hahaha


Anyways, I’m wearing a baggy sweater and my jeans are baggy, kinda the thing at the time and im saying this because you’ll see its relevance in a few minutes…


As we chit chat, she’s holding me in place, not letting me leave and out of respect…(she’s older and my dads ex) i would not dare get away if she’s holding me there so i stay as she talks to others.