Mother in law surprise part 1

The night I found out I had to go and stay with my mother in law I got rather excited but it was one of those moments I needed to downplay!!

I’ve been happily married for many years but in all honesty I have always had a soft spot for my mother in law, like many other men. The thing that interested me most about my mother in law, Anne was that she rubbed me up the wrong way and she wasn’t really the traditional MILF mother in law but she just made me incredibly horny, very primal, every time I saw her I just wanted to rip off her clothes and you know the rest…

Anyway to give you some kind of idea, Anne looked a little like she was stuck in the 80’s / early 90’s always with bright blue eye shadow, big curly red hair and loved wearing skirts and heels, essentially she was quite a sexy chubby tart with huge natural saggy boobs. Like I said not exactly Stifflers Mom but I have spent many hours thinking about her late an night!

With my work I have to stay away for weeks at a time and when my latest project details came through I noticed the address was the same postcode as my mother in law. When I told my wife she straight away said that’s great you can stay with my mum and help her with some jobs around the house. Anne at the time was 60 but she had married again to a older gent in his late 70’s and he wasn’t very capable at things like DIY. After hours on the phone my wife Lexy had arranged for me to stay for 3 weeks which again I down played but internally was quite excited.

After a month of waiting it finally was the weekend for me to head up North to stay with Anne, like any other red blooded male who fancied an older lady my cock was rock hard for what felt like the whole 6 hour drive thinking of all the possibilities. I convinced myself these possibilities were dreams but it helped pass the time in the car. As I pull up at Anne and Derek’s house I see her coming out walking towards the car with a huge smile but I could not take my eyes off the dress she was wearing. It was a hot summers day and Anne was wearing a short black low cut dress with black patent heels with nude tights, she looked delicious but then came Derek. After catching up and been shown to my room I went to help Anne prepare the dinner, it was Sunday so Derek was glued to the TV watching the golf while Anne was cooking up a roast whilst listening to some music and swinging her hips a little. I hadn’t seen Anne in over a year and I forgot how attracted to her I was so I was just so nervous I would get caught starring at her. 

For once we seemed to be getting on very well and it looked like it would be a relaxed 3 weeks. After the roast we all sat down and watched a film but I couldn’t take my eyes off Anne’s legs, they were gorgeous, shapely legs that looked like they needed a lot of attention. I found myself watching Derek placing his hand on her thigh and gently rubbing it, what I would do to change places right now! What surprised me was that after a while Anne said goodnight and went off to bed and this was when I first found out that Anne and Derek had separate bedrooms!! After Anne left I asked Derek and he said that they just prefer it and have better night sleeps but then reassured me that they do spend some nights together with a wink and a smile. I’m starting to think that Derek is a filthy old man when he gets going.

The rest of that night passed quite easily and spent some time in my room thinking about Anne, it was an explosive time!!

The next few days passed without much to say I was working hard and coming back late exhausted and we were passing like ships in the night. The first week had gone by and the little time that I had spent with Anne and Derek we had got along really well but Derek was starting to make some comments which made me feel like I had been rumbled!!The first one was when he caught me looking out the window at Anne sunbathing in the garden, “I hope you enjoy the view” he said, another time he blatantly caught me perving at her arse and he whispered in my ear “its as juicy as it looks” he said. On the Saturday morning I went to the driving range with Derek to hit a few balls and all of his golf friends we kept bumping into were asking if I was his son which he found hilarious as he said they always joked that Anne was too young for him.

As we got back to the house he kept telling Anne these stories which she also found quite funny and started joking saying ooh Derek you better watch out I don’t run off with him!! If only Derek knew my thoughts lol

That evening I had booked a table at a local restaurant for the three of us as a kind of thank you but being avid drinkers Anne and Derek wanted to go out in the afternoon for a few drinks. They introduced me to their local which was just like any normal local pub filled with banter. It seemed like I was the centre of attention being the non local and the butt of the jokes which then quickly turned into Derek being the joke being told how he was chaperoning his wife on a date. To be fair Derek took it all in his stride and laughed it off. By this time we were all a little bit more tipsy than we expected but we were having fun.

Derek then wanted to move onto another bar before dinner so off we went laughing and giggling down the street arm in arm with Anne. For some reason Anne and I were like giggly teenagers laughing and joking as we walked down the road when a street seller asked me if I wanted to buy my wife a rose. I laughed and explained that Anne wasn’t my wife but my mother in law and we all found it hilarious. After our interaction with the rose seller Derek just said “I know as a bit of a laugh in the next pub why don’t we pretend you two are a couple and I am one of your dads?”  A bit of an odd request / idea but as I was tipsy and had the hots for Anne I said sod it and why not and looking back in hindsight Anne didn’t hold back and leapt at the idea.

As we were half way to the next place Anne grabbed my hand and we walked hand in hand with Derek just behind us.