Modern Family: 3 – Clowning Around!!

Chapter 3 – Got a Clown in me


Cameron had put Lily to bed and to make sure she wasn’t going to wake up, he gave her a sleeping pill, he did this when she was being too rowdy or when he and Mitchell wanted to make love and they were going to be too loud.
“I mean can you believe it? A whore he called me. I’m not that much of a whore” Sal ranted, she downed her 3rd drink, her 3rd for being at Cameron and Mitchell’s, but Mitchell guessed that she had been drinking earlier.
“Well remember the night you and he were getting married” Mitchell reminded her, but quickly shut up, as Sal gave him the evil eye.
“Ok Lily is down, so lets get our drink on” Cameron came into the room with a 6 pack and handed one to Mitchell, pulled one off for himself and handed the rest to Sal.
“About time bitches, wooo” Sal crowed, she skulled her current drink (4) and got onto her 5th one, spilling a little on her dress, but she didn’t care.
“I’m so sorry that you guys broke up” Cameron said, he took a sip and waved his free hand as the bubbles went up his nose.
“Shut up and just drink, I don’t want to talk about that bastard” Sal interrupted and went over to the radio and put some music on and began to dance.

30 minutes went by and Sal was on her 11th drink, Mitchell was on his 3rd and Cameron was on his 7th, being that he was much bigger it took more for him to get drunk or for it to affect him, he also went into the bedroom to get into his Fizbo costume.
“I have a question for you…and Cameron…if he gets back from where ever.” Sal began, she was slurring her words, but Mitchell was able to understand her still.
“What’s on your mind?” Mitchell asked, he noticed she had pulled her skirt up a little, but didn’t know whether it was how she was sitting or if she did it on purpose.
“I was wondering” Sal started but stopped when Cameron came out, all dressed as his clown persona.
“Who’s ready to paint the town…red…or the living room anyway” Fizbo announced, his tie twirled and he raised his eye brows comically, making Sal laugh and fall off the couch.
“Fizbo, calm down, Sal was about to ask us a question.” Mitchell spoke up, Fizbo became quiet and sat down.
“Yes…sorry..where was I?