Mistaken when drunk

Mistaken identity when drunk.

I can say it was a fantastic weekend.
I actually thought I was in for a pretty crappy weekend.
Let’s start with a little about myself.
I live at home with my mom and older sister.
Dad left just before we turned teens but still is part of our lives.
I’m a normal geeky guy. I’m 6 feet tall and weigh about 165 pounds. I have brown hair and blue eyes.
I don’t really think I’m bad looking. And, since I measure, I am 8″.
This makes me feel a little more comfortable in the showers at schools.
My sister and I get a lot for short periods of time normally.
She’s a year older than me. She is your typical miss popular, Homecoming queen, cheerleader and all.
My sister is about 5’5 medium length brown hair and hazel eyes about 125 pounds.
Most guys think she’s hot, and I will admit she’s pretty attractive, but she is my sister.
My sister’s friends and I don’t usually get along at all. Mostly her best friend Janelle has a disliking to me.
She likes to act like she’s better than me and turns her nose up when she’s around.
Despite being a snob, she is a real hottie! She’s about 5’2 about 110 pounds, Hispanic and American mix.
She also has a cute perky chest that seems to defy gravity. They aren’t that big, probably something in the area of a B cup.

This was one of the weekends that I was supposed to spend with my dad. Usually it’s just he and I since my sister is always busy.
When dad called to cancel I was pretty bummed.
I knew my sister was having her friend and their boyfriends over Saturday night and I really didn’t want to be home.
Mom had to work until 10 that night, so I knew it would just be the 5 of us. Oh joy!
Though typically my sister and her boyfriend would go down to the basement to watch TV.
My sister’s boyfriend is older and usually brings beer or alcohol when he comes.
My mom doesn’t really like that they drink and usually insists that anyone drinking stays until they are sober.

At about 8 o’clock Janelle, her boyfriend Chris and my sister’s boyfriend Jim arrive. Of course they have a bottle of something and beer in tow.
Janelle gives me her normal huff to let me know she’s not happy with me being there. Chris and Jim just say “Hey.”
They soon disappear down to the basement and I hear the TV come on.

Since I have nothing better to do, I flop on the couch and watch some TV also.
After about an hour I get up and head to the bathroom.
As I pass the basement door I hear them talking.
“Not now, he’s up stairs. Wait until later”.
“I swear I hear him, she’s going to walk in on us”.
It was Janelle having bigger issues with me being home than normal.
I guess her boyfriend wasn’t happy with her attitude about it either.
After using the bathroom I did sneak down the stairs a little and peeked in on them.
They were all sitting on the couch making out.
Jim and my sister were pretty heaving in to it.
Jim had his hand up my sister’s shirt and I saw my sister’s hand rubbing his crotch.
Janelle and Chris weren’t so happy though.
They were making out, but every time Jim tried to cop a feel she’s push his hand away.
When he would stop, she would say it was because I was nearby.
Not that I really cared what they did.
I didn’t really see them the rest of the time they were down there. I did hear them come upstairs to use the bathroom.
The small downside is there isn’t one in our basement.

About 10:30, mom came home.
She knew my sister had company and decided to go downstairs to see what state they were in.
Of course, there were 2 empty bottles of vodka and a handful of empty beer bottles.
My sister and Jim were a little drunk, but Chris and Janelle were smashed!
I guess they decided since I was home and they couldn’t get each other off, they’d get drunk.

My mother made her normal command decision that everyone was going to sleep here until morning and they were all sober.
My sister told Janelle she could share her room and Chris could sleep on the pull-out sofa in the basement and Jim would crash on the sofa in the living room.

My mom went upstairs and headed for her room to crash for the night.
My sister and Janelle headed to the bathroom, followed by Jim when they were finished.
Jim headed to the living room and my sister helped Janelle stumble to her room.
I was heading to the bathroom myself when Chris came out of it.