Midget Sex

Midget Sex


My wife asked, “Hey honey the circus is in town this weekend. Do you want to go?”

I answered, “Sure if you want to.”

Well that was on a Tuesday. That Thursday we went grocery shopping as we usually do. It was a beautiful summer day and I wanted to watch the attractive ladies walk in and out of the store so my wife allowed me to sit at the picnic table where the smokers usually hang out. Apparently it wasn’t break time and I didn’t have to inhale any second hand smoke. Otherwise I would have just leaned against the building somewhere.

As I was checking out the fine ladies in their ultra tight shorts, in their skimpy micro mini skirts, and in those very short tops I heard a voice from behind me say, “Hey handsome. Do you mind I sit with you for awhile, while husband is in shopping?”

I said, “Not at all” as I turned around to see the cutest little lady you ever did want to see. She couldn’t have been much taller than three feet and she was certainly no child. She reminded me of that beautiful midget that was on a Baywatch rerun not too long ago.

She said, “My name’s Judy and I’m just in town for a few days. I’m with the circus and you can stare at me if you want too. I get that all the time. Especially when I’m in my bikini doing my high dive act. It really turns the guys on.” Then she laughed.

As I stared at her great little body I said, “So your with the circus. You look beautiful.”

Judy replied, “Why thank you. You look beautiful too. Why are you sitting out here?”

I said, “Oh my wife is in getting some groceries. I just thought that I would sit here and watch the pretty girls go by.” I never took my eyes off of her.

Judy smiled sweetly and asked, “Have you seen any?” Then she chuckled.

I answered, “Yes I have. Beauty comes in all sizes and everyone knows that good things come in small packages. You are just so pretty.”

Judy liked that and said, “That is a very nice compliment. Thank you. Oh there’s my husband now with that tall babe. He likes them tall like that especially if they have a mini shirt on that he can look up.”

Just then my wife looked up at me and said, “Hi honey look who I found in the grocery store. We made a great team. Everything that he wanted was on the top shelf and everything that I wanted was on the bottom shelf.”

Judy said, “Jack are you still using that same old line just so that you can look up her skirt? So tell me, what is she wearing?”

Jack looked down sheepishly and said, “Light blue thongs and she has a butterfly tattooed on her right cheek.”

Apparently my wife had known what he was doing all along because she just smiled at me. Then she sat on the picnic table right next to Judy. She opened her legs up wide and said, “If you like the butterfly then you’ll really like my little mouse tattoo.” Then she pointed to her inner thigh up high near her panties. Then my wife looked down and gasped before saying, “Damn! It’s gone. My pussy must have eaten it.” Then we all laughed.

I introduced Judy to my wife and she introduced me to her husband Jack.

Then Judy smiled and said, “We wife swap if you are interested.