Messed up story

Legend of Zelda- Messed up story (A Legend of Zeld: Ocarina of Time hentai lemon)-wrote by MISTER BIG T



This is a recreation of one of my oldest works. This is very close story in my heart, because it’s what got me noted, because of the whole “What the fuck??” factor.

“Now there my pretty… How are you doing?” Ganondorf asked from Zelda.


“Your maniac plans, shall never succeed you fiend! Link will come and rescue me, just like he always does!” Zelda shrieked.

“I know. I’m counting on him to do that. You see, I have made a special treat for him.” Ganondorf laughed.

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“So, this is the tower that the peasants were talking about… The tower, where Ganondorf lives!” Link thought.

The tower was big, very big. Most likely over 100 floors high. One may wonder, is Ganondorf really a masochist for walking all the stairs down daily just to get a newspaper.

“Don’t tell me, that I have got to walk all the way up there??” he groaned.

Suddenly, small noise came from this young man’s pocket.

“Open this fucking pocket! I can’t breath!” it screamed.

When Link opened his pocket, one very angry fairy flew out from it. She had really sluttish outfit.

“Hey! You are not my fairy! Who are you? Where’s Navi?” Link questioned this new fairy.

The fairy smiled gently and said, “You want her? Well, she is at a pub, having some fun and fucking garden gnomes. She asked me to help you out… With some fairy specialty… Heh…”

Before Link could say anything; the fairy flew straight into Link’s pants.

“Hey! Get out of there, that’s private!! ” he yelled.

But soon, he was even more shocked, as the small fairy went inside his underwear and began to lick his penis very hungrily. Link groaned, as he moved his head backwards. He had never gotten blowjob this good!

“Aww, hell with that bitch.” he thought and began to remove his clothes.

Soon, he could see the fairy lick the tip of his erect penis and drinking some of the pre cum that had appeared. Link just couldn’t help, but enjoy this fantastic sensation. Fairy began undressing herself and revealed her really, really small tits that were about size of Link’s thumb.

She began rubbing herself against Link’s cock, sending warm sensations all over his body. Soon he squeezed his eyes and came very hard, covering the whole fairy with his cum.

Link closed his eyes and thought “Geez…I’m getting…Sleepy…” and so, he fell asleep.

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Back at the castle…

“So you are the strongest dragon available, eh?” Ganondorf asked, from a very big green dragon wearing a blue armor. In his right hand was a sign reading something in weird language and in left a bottle of beer.

“Strongest dragon? Ha! I’m the strongest of anything!” the Dragon replied.

“Well, soon this guy in green suit will come. I don’t care what you do to him and people with him. Just don’t kill him, leave him to me.” Ganondorf instructed him. “Yes, sir.” Dragon replied.

After this, the dragon started moving towards the main gate.

“Even if he couldn’t stop Link, he won’t get here in time!” Ganondorf laughed, and started walking towards a weird room, with some crystals and spikes in it. Oh yeah, and there was also Zelda, being handcuffed to bed all naked.

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“Hey wake up! WAKE UP DAMNIT!” the fairy screamed.

Link awoke, when the fairy began hitting his face, with a small stick and thrusting it into his nostrils.

“What? What is it?!” he exclaimed.

“Didn’t you hear that sound?!” the fairy screamed.

Just then Link heard it. It was sound of bridge lowering down. Then everything went silent. Suddenly, he saw a dragon, which was much bigger than him! Link immediately pulled out Master Sword.

“What’s his weak point miss… Uhhh… I don’t know your name.” Link asked from the fairy.

“It’s Rosetta. And his weak point is… His pee pee!!” the fairy yelled.

Now that he knew this monster’s weak point, Link rushed with his sword high up in the air. Dragon responded, by hitting him with the sign causing BONK sound to come out. Link fell to ground and fainted.

“Now… Hmm…. Maybe I’ll just take you inside? That would my master proud!” Dragon thought.

He then took both Link and Rosetta and carried them inside, while farting the theme song of Final Fantasy. He entered that spooky crystal room and was just about to say mission accomplished, when he saw Ganondorf fucking Zelda.

“Whoops.