MEETING MOMMY

“Tommy, are you seeing that little Asian girl again tonight?” Doris Evans asked her eighteen year old son. “Yup,” he replied while combing his hair, “I think we’ll hit a movie and stop off for some burgers after the show.” Doris leaned against the bathroom door jam while admiring the build on her only son. Solid as a rock without and ounce of fat and handsome to boot! “Don’t you think it’s time you brought her around to meet me?” she asked casually. “Not yet, mom,” he replied softly. “Maybe in a couple of weeks or so.” Doris was quiet for a few moments before replying, “Son, I’m not asking you, I’m telling you, bring her before the movie, understand?!?” “Okay, mom,” he answered softly, “but I’m not sure she’s ready for you yet.” “Don’t you worry about me,” Doris replied evenly, “you just make sure you get her here.” Tommy took a deep breath and kissed his mother on the cheek before taking off to pick up his date, while she smiled to herself while anticipating the exciting evening she had set up for herself. “Mom, this Amika, Amika, this is my mother.” “It’s so nice to meet you Mrs. Evans,” the pretty little Japanese girl replied. “Why thank you, Amika,” Doris replied with a smile, “it’s so nice to meet a girl with manners.” A little red flashed in the embarrassed girl’s cheeks as she sat down beside Tommy on the long sofa that dominated the Evans’ den. Doris took a seat in the easy chair facing them, and after giving everyone a chance to get settled in she shocked the poor unsuspecting young girl when she asked casually, “So, dear, do you like fucking my son?” Amika’s mouth dropped open in total shock as she stammered, “I-I certainly don’t know what you’re talking about!” “You know, child,” Doris said evenly, “the thing that really makes me mad is when people lie to me.” “Tommy has given me a thorough run down on all of your activities, so let’s cut the crap and get down to cases!” Looking desperately to Tommy for help, Amika nearly blanched when she realized what Doris Evans had said was true!” Tommy really had told her everything!