I Need To Pee

Fbailey story number 577


I Need To Pee


My daughter and I were out in a canoe fishing when she said, “I need to pee.”

I laughed and said, “Go ahead.”

Cindy asked, “Where?”

Again I laughed and then replied, “How about in the lake.”

Cindy replied, “Funny! Very funny! Now really, where?”

Again I said, “In the lake unless you can hold it until we get to shore and you can find a bush to hide behind.”

Cindy looked at me and said, “I can’t wait. Would you at least close your eyes?”

I looked at my beautiful fourteen-year-old daughter in her new yellow bikini and said, “I’ll try but I don’t know if I can resist watching a beautiful woman like you pee.”

Cindy said, “Okay, but can you at least try?”

The first thing that Cindy did was to hand me her fishing pole and then spin around in her seat to face me.

I closed my eyes. When I peaked she had her bikini bottom off and was trying to figure out how to get her butt over the side of the canoe. I smiled at her and she asked, “Do you have a better idea?”

I picked up my thermos bottle and unscrewed the cup. I held it out and said, “Pee in this. I’ll hold it.”

Cindy looked at the cup and then she looked at me.