I have Two Dicks

Another short story. Constructive criticism only please.
Fixed conversation, hopefully it’s easier to read.

Jeff was a normal guy … no scratch that, he wasn’t a normal guy, he had a bit of a defect. He never told anyone about it either. He grew up at an orphanage and the only one who knew about his condition was the doctor he visited sometimes. However, his condition was driving him nuts and to make things worse, he was starting high School.

Jeff had a lot of stamina, maybe it was a caused by the genetic defect or maybe it was just there, he didn’t know, but he did have the stamina. So to stop himself from … doing something bad, he forced himself to work manual labor along with joining the track team. He wanted to make sure that he was busy and exhausted all the time. He didn’t want to have the luxury of looking at hot girls because he knew it would cause a problem.

So for his first year in high school, he was a zombie; he talked to no one, made contact with no one and
avoided girls as much as possible. However, things couldn’t stay like that. He needed to let go. 10th grade came around and because of all the physical activity he was involved in, he was very fit. He had almost no fat on his body. He wasn’t big and muscular, but he was strong and fit.

Jeff was about 6’ so he was very much noticeable regardless of how much he tried to hide. “Alright, settle
down. We have an exciting class today that all of you will want to pay attention to.” The younger hot teacher said with a smirk. Her name was Jennifer and she was adored by most males. She had a nice proportional body and she wore the right clothes to show it off.

Jeff expected this and he wanted to get out of the class. Obviously he couldn’t just walk out, so he did the next best thing, he put earbuds in his ear and lay down on his desk and fell asleep. He was tired enough for it. Obviously the subject couldn’t be covered in one day and for about a week, he had to sleep every time to avoid listening or watching a hot teacher talk about sex.

“Jeff, wake up.” Jenny said and Jeff slowly stirred and looked up. He quickly looked away from her body and looked at the empty classroom. “Jeff, what’s going on? You’ve been sleeping in my class all week?”
“Don’t worry about it.” Jeff said putting his book/pillow back in his backpack.
“I do worry about it, you’re my student.”
“I know what I’m doing.”
“Do you now? Do you know that this material will be on the test?”
“I expected it.”
“Jeff, come on tell me what’s the problem, I’m pretty sure I’ve been through it already.”

Jeff smiled and struggled not to burst out laughing. “I doubt you’ve been through this.” He finally managed to say.
“If not, then I’ve at least heard about it and know something that might help you.”
“No I doubt that too.”
“Fine, how about a bet?” She said and Jeff finally looked her in the eye. He was already close to losing it.

She was too close for comfort and he could smell her nice smell, whatever it was. He remained seated to avoid being found out. “What bet?”
“If I can guess what’s bothering you, you’ll have to listen to me and stay awake in my class?”
“How about I make it easier for you, if you’ve even heard of this situation, I’ll stay awake and listen to your solution.”
“Ok.” She smiled and was about to speak but Jeff put up a hand. “But, if you’ve never even heard of this, you’ll be mine for two hours.” The look in his eyes explained what he meant and for the First Time Jenny blushed and tried to look away.

“That’s a very nice look on your face Jenny.” Jeff said with a smile. He was happy that he wasn’t the only one under stress at the moment. “Um, Jeff I’m your teacher we…”
“Save it. I don’t care about the speech, if you want to help and you think you know enough to help, then you should be willing to risk something for me just like I’m risking a lot by trusting you.” Jeff cut her off.

Jenny stood up and paced around for a minute. Jeff was struggling not to watch her body’s movement. She was wearing jeans and t-shirt which obviously were too tight. Jeff looked out the small window and saw the clear sky outside and wished he was somewhere else away from all this stress.

“Ok, I’m in.” Jeff heard and turned to see the resolute face looking at him.
“Ok, go ahead, make a guess.”
“Girl trouble.”
“Not really, but its related. Guess again.”
“Ok, sexual trouble.”
“Again, close but not on the mark.”
“Ok, medical condition?” She asked obviously worried that she might be offending him.
“Closer.”
“Um… small.” She whispered the word. Jeff burst out laughing. “No, I’m not too small.” Jenny blushed.

“Disease?”
“No, I’m a virgin.”
“Oh…” She was obviously lost by now.
“Boy trouble?” She said and Jeff looked hurt.
“No, I’m not gay.”
“Sorry, I just wanted to make sure, because you kind off avoid looking at me most of the time.”
“Well, yes, It’s kind of hard sitting here and trying to learn with a hard-on.” She blushed harder at that and turned around to pace some more.

“Genetic defect?”
“I guess you can call it that.”
“Are you perhaps too big?”
“I’m bigger than average, but that’s not the problem.” Her face was very red now.
“Are you missing something?”
“No.”
“Do you have a vagina too?”
“No. gross.”
“Fine, I give up, what is it?”
“Take my pants off and you’ll find out.” Jeff said standing up and moving away from the crammed desks.