House in Multiple Occupancy

The neighbours curtains twitched as we drove slowly down the street looking for Number 23, an HMO House in Multiple Occupancy.

We parked up half on the pavement and left our van with “UK Border Agency,” emblazoned along the side and knocked on the door, it was sort of polite but we had the key.

Nobby waited all of two seconds before he banged again, the door trembled, “Wakey Wakey, Jihad time.”

That wound the neighbours up, anyway someone staggered to the door and let us in, “Rent day,” Nobby announced.

“You have no right,” the guy protested. Nobby floored him with an upper cut to the jaw.

“You have no fucking right to be here,” Nobby explained reasonably, “Now where’s the rent.”

“We cannot work, how we can pay rent?” another weasley guy pleaded.

Nobby sighed “Look mate, you claimed as you was gay and got persecuted back in Wazzockstan, so you’re a pretty boy, go on the game as a rent boy, sell fucking drugs how do I know but fucking pay up or fuck off back to Wazzockstan Ok, Kapish?”

“Maybe we could do some video?” I suggested,

“Absolute a mont,” Nobby agreed, ”Gay Gook Porn is really popular in Wazzockstan, maybe the Farsi will start a fan club for you.”

I laughed and then the door flew open.

“What is meaning of this!” some mouthy girl bellowed from inside her tent as she stormed in .

“Looking for our rent,” Nobby said appreciatively, “Reckon we might have found it, you lads got somewhere you would rather be only me and Tony fancy a bit of a bunk up with your bint.”

“You lay a finger on my sister and!” the smaller guy protested.

“He wants to stick his dick up her actually, does that count?” I asked, “You want to go to prison for assaulting a member of the UK Border Force,”

He figured that was not a great idea so he and his mate promptly fucked off.

“You lay one finger on me,” she threatened.

Nobby whipped her tent up from round her ankles and over her head, she only had a pair of red panties and a white bra on under it, not that they stayed on long.

“Fuck me she’s no fucking virgin,” Nobby says, “Look,” and he spread her cunt lips wide, A huge well used cavern glistened wetly, “Bags I get first fuck.”

“Rubber up mate you can get done for DNA remember,” I warned

“Got yah,” Nobby said as he dropped his kecks. Even rubbered up you could see where he got his nick name as his dick was like a carrot with a Brussel sprout on the end.

Her head was buried under the tent as Nobby stuck his knob up inside her. Having the tent round her head helped keep down the racket of her screaming as he fucked her with long vicious strokes like he wanted to fuck her in half.

He grunted, pulled out and stripped off the rubber and put it in a dog poo bag.

“Right lets see the bint”, he said and he pulled the tent off of her head.