Holiday Hump

Holiday Hump

Sometimes experiences happen in the most surprising ways and a young married hottie certainly surprised me by taking advantage of my sleeping erection.

It all came about when a friends married daughter living overseas needed someone to look after her dog while she and her hubby along with their 2 kids went for a 2 week holiday.

It just so happened that I had some holidays due but a lack of money to go anywhere too far, they offered me the use of their car and home and also the plane fare if I would come up and look after him for them.

The day arrived and I headed off before dawn to the airport only to experience delay after delay after delay so finally arrived late in the evening minus my luggage.
It took ages to finally get a taxi only to cop a parting shot by the weather and got thoroughly saturated by a heavy thunderstorm on the run from the taxi to the front door of the house.

Sue answered the door, took one look at the bedraggled figure standing at the door and threw her arms around me despite the wetness; at last something good had finally happened on a mostly disappointing day as I felt her nipples harden on her firm full breasts unencumbered by a bra.

“happy to see me!” I quipped as she stepped back revealing the now see through white shirt covering her awesome breasts.
I had always been amazed that she kept her ‘before kids’ breasts shape but her mum had assured me they were fully natural, just lucky I guess.

Sue punched me on the arm and invited me in to meet another couple who had dropped in to wish Sue and Rob a safe trip, the kids had already gone to bed by this time.

As we walked into the lounge Michelle looked up and blurted out “nice tits” so Stan whacked her and said “oi, stop perving!!” getting a laugh out of everyone.

Michelle just turned round and said to Stan “you just wish you had a set like that to play with!” so Sue walked across to Stan, grabbed his hands and placed them on her breasts and said “there ya go” with a huge grin.

Not to be outdone Michelle stood up and whipped of the bra struggling to hold up her huge breasts and wrapped Robs head in them who yelled out “oh no I’ve gone completely deaf!”

Everyone cracked up laughing but I think the empty bottles littering the table might have something to do with it.

I tried to join in the fun but was just too tired and my bed for the night was the couch plus I was getting cold from the wet clothes so I had a word to Sue and she took me into their bedroom and told me to grab a shower and have a lie down on their bed until their guests left then she would wake me up.

I did remind her of the loss of my bag so she grabbed a big T shirt out of her drawer and held it up, it was on of my old racing team shirts, “I use it as a nightdress so it should be big enough to cover you” she smiled.

I smiled back and headed for the shower to grab a towel then threw my clothes in the washing machine getting a whistle from the guys as I walked through the lounge.

After my shower and dressed in only a T shirt I walked back through the lounge to put my clothes in the dryer and Sue flipped up my shirt at the back exposing my bare bum to her while Michelle reached out, grabbed my cock, leaned down and kissed my knob.

My shocked look caused everyone to piss themselves laughing and I soon joined in.
Michelle still had hold of my cock but I was now covered, the warmth of her hand was causing me to start to harden up so I had to say “careful or he’s going to spit at you, I better get to bed before he does”

Michelle leaned over, lifted my half hard cock up and gave it an exaggerated long tongue kiss goodnight causing me to harden right up then covered my cock with my T shirt and said “Gnite,sleep TIGHT”

Once again everyone burst out laughing seeing my cock pointing straight out so I had to play along and swung round towards Sue and acted like my cock was dragging me off to bed.

I’m at least double there ages at a bit over 50 and Sue just stared at the tent in front of my T shirt as if she didn’t realise old blokes could still get erections so I wriggled my hips and swung my cock into her bare thigh below her short shorts causing her to scream and jump out of the way.

Luckily the guys were laughing at all the antics going on so I bid them all goodnight and let my cock lead me off to bed.

I was asleep before my cock went soft and it only felt like I blinked before I felt Rob shaking me and calling my name, I struggled to wake up and really didn’t have the energy to react when Sue tried to wake me as well.

Rob just said “well we may as well just let him sleep cos I don’t think a bomb would wake him”

Sue agreed and headed for the shower.
With the light from the open door starting to get through to me as Rob went in to have his shower I managed to prise one eye open to a small slit just in time to see Sue drop a large T shirt down over her bare bum; very nice it was too!

Sue slid in beside me and Rob jumped in a couple of minutes later, there was a fair bit of whispering and “no” noises for a while then the unmistakeable sloshing and grunting, they were having sex beside me and the thought had my cock reaching skywards.

I tried extra hard to get it to go down but to no available so concentrated on sounding like I was still sound asleep.

The light was still on in the shower lighting me up a fair bit more than the others and Sue spotted my erection and froze with lots of frenzied whispering and movement and it sounded like Sue had pushed Rob of her.

Rob said “its normal Sue, blokes get on average 9 erections per night in their sleep and Shamus is still sound asleep, look!”
I felt a big shake but made no reaction at all and kept my breathing steady so Sue finally said “all right then” and the bed moved again as they got back into it.

After a minute or so Sue said she wanted to get on top so a bit of shuffling around ensued and the sheet was nearly dragged off me.

After a bit more time I heard Rob giggle and say ” you keep looking over so why don’t you have a proper look!”
“no no, I couldn’t” she said

“here, I’ll do it” said Rob as I felt the sheet get dragged down around my knees .
“go on, lift his shirt up and have a look” said Rob laughing
“oh nooo, do you think I should?” giggled Sue
“go on you know you want to!” laughed Rob again “you missed out in the lounge”

I felt the shirt move and a giggle then the bed started moving again for a bit then stopped again.
“woo, that’s looks weird” said Sue
“why’s that” said Rob
“its all different at the top!”

“Haven’t you ever seen a circumcised cock before?