HARRY SHAGG’S HOGWARTS 1

Harry Shags Hogwarts

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Twenty year old Nymphadora Tonks heard Harry’s call and quickly executed order OMEGA. Briefed on this new order days ago by her boss, she stunned and port-keyed all the convicted death eaters to the holding cells in the Ministry while she put up extra war grade wards on the stair case that led to the Death-Eater’s cells and coated the floor with water and petrol she then port-keyed to the ministry to tell Amelia the news

Auror’s Shacklebolt and Newly reinstated Mad-Eye Moody Port-keyed their group of prisoners to the newly constructed Prison in the Glens just as Voldemort’s strike team appeared at the fortress he quickly scanned for the prison and found it bare except for a few corps of prisoners. AaAaghhha screamed several of his followers. Well maybe they their hear after all, thought the Dark Lord as he descended the stairs to the smell of burning flesh. He noticed the ward his minions ran into. Hmmm and electro shock ward combined with a fyre ward ingenious he quickly extinguished the flames and brought down the ward.

Noticing the bodies of Crabbe and Goyal he smirked searched the cell block that held his apprehended “friend” to find it to empty AAAGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAA screamed the Dark Lord at reading the message on the wall…. TO LATE MOLDY SHORTS HA HA HA !!!!! THEIR UNDER THE FEDEALUS AT OUR NEW FACILITY GOOD HUNTING…..


Amelia Bones was a happy women she had just been promoted to Chief Sorceress of the Wizengamont so the Goblins upgraded her wards and gave her a port-key to Gringotts that activated whenever she was in danger. She rubbed the small baby bump or babies she reminded herself “I cant believe I am having twins” she spoke aloud smiling when Tonks burst through the door yelling “Azkaban has been attacked”. Amelia quickly asked “The prisoners”? I moved all Death-Eater’s to our holding cells, Sack and Mad-Eye move the others to the new facility. Amelia nodded and said send for Croaker to move the scum to the department of Mysteries and have all of them thrown into the veil .

Algern Croaker crackled in glee he was finally getting his wish all Death-Eater scum were lined up and kicked into the “Veil of Death” as the unknowing sheep called it. Most did not know that it was the Veil of judgment created by Merlin and the last true Fay that existed before leaving this plane. He saved the nest for last the Lestrange family was marched through, Bellatrix didn’t even put up a fight like he thought she would.








Four hours later a alarm went off in the veil room and the aged Unspeakable shoot off like a rocked to see which Death-Eater was innocent when he reached the room he was shocked to see Bellatrix standing their all sings of age and prison were erased she looked like she did at 18 when she had married the ponce Lestrange. An tall man with bright white wings stood behind her with a sword in hand and stated “ This women is innocent of all crimes she committed while joined with her deceased husband harm her and every being in this building will be drawn in a judged so I speak it so mote it be”. Algeron bowed to the Angel who walked off saying “have her marriage contract viewed along with her sisters you will find your answers their” the angel then vanished through the veil.

Albus Dumbledore was having a good day the had just finished a tryst with Pomera Sprout and have his annual delivery of lemon drops. His positions on the aside form chief Warlock returned to him along with Supreme Mugwump, Amos was going to address the country tonight and tell of Tom’s return. Yes things were looking up for him. “Albus” said a voice from the fire he turned to see Algren’s head sticking out of the fire. “Yes old friend” replied the aged headmaster. “Bellatrix Lestrange has returned from behind the veil”.To say Albus Dumbledore is shocked was an understatement, and why was she thrown through in the first place? Asked the headmaster. Well just before you were reinstated a vote was passed and it was said if Tom decided to attack Azkaban we were to port-key the wankers in and toss their happy arses through. Dumbledore sighed and said “ well what did the angle say…..

Sirius Black was having a good day, finally got Hestia in the sack, Harry is shagging witches like his pa use to, Remus has a date tonight with Emiline, and I have got a job at Hogwarts yep thing were looking up the the head of house Black. “Hello Albus” the giddy wizard spoke to the twinkled eyed headmaster. “Sirius could you have Kreacher fetch Bella’s and Narcissa’s Marriage contracts?”. Sure Albus KREACHER HEAD TO GRINGOTTS AND FETCH THE MARRIAGE CONTRACTS FOR MISS BELLA AND CISSA.


Twenty minutes later Sirius was seething at the stipulations in the said contract.” That fucking bitch of a mother of mine basicly made thin fucking slave to the assholes”. Yelled and deranged Sirius Black. Albus calmed the wizard down and apperated to the Ministry with the contracts. On one noticed a shaking angry house elf blast the portrait of Greta Black until the explosion took place. Sirius run into the hall and Moony was standing atop of the stairs open mouth at the crackling elf dancing . “Remus remind me to never get on his bad side” spoke a shocked Sirius. Just then a Patroni message from the headmaster flew in the room giving the go ahead.