First Date at the Sexbot Cafe

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Chicago, USA, Earth – 14 May Old Calendar Year 2109

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Like all mothers, my Mom Janice was obsessed with embarrassing me. On my 18th birthday she took me clothes shopping. I wanted stylish running shoes, but she would only buy me some that were dreamed up in ancient times, called ‘Jordans’. They used to be cool several centuries ago, but now they were formalwear. Most men wore them when they got married. I hated them.

I wanted cool shirts with my favorite sports teams, but she would only buy me some dorky ones with buttons down the front. I wanted the latest designer jacket, but she bought me a boring suit coat instead.

It was even worse because she brought along my best friends Reggie and Lora. Lora was my girlfriend, at least in my dreams. Her curly blonde hair and pretty blue eyes seemed to melt my heart and swell my crotch every time she looked at me. Her small but growing breasts captivated my attention unless I forced myself to look away. I’d never told her my feelings, but it seemed we smiled any time we looked at each other.

Reggie was just Reggie, the partner in crime and energetic jokester that I always had fun with. Today most of his jokes were aimed at my mother’s fashion sense. Mom was even mean enough to laugh along with him.

“The Jordans and suit make you look grown-up, Kev. So grown up you’ll need false teeth and a cane soon!” I growled in annoyance as Mom and Lora laughed.

Mom asked, “Kevin is 18 today, and I know Lora turned 18 last month. Are you 18, Reggie?”

He admitted, “Not for half a year. My birthday is in November.”

“Too bad. We’ll have to drop you at home before dinner. The restaurant doesn’t allow anybody under 18.”

Half an hour later, free of Reggie’s wisecracks, Mom led Lora and I down the sidewalk. I was surprised to see the name of the place was, “The Sexbot Cafe”. Curtains in the windows prevented us from seeing anything inside.