Fate and the Wrong Number

Fate and the wrong number

This story is based on true events, names of course changed.

I answered my cell phone and heard a sweet voice say: “ Sally?” There was no one named Sally in my life, but I decided to mess with her and her sexy voice. In my most breathless sexy voice I could muster, I half whispered: “Sally, oh my god is this Sara?” She said, “No, this is Connie, why has something happened to Sally?” I said, “Connie, I had to dump Sally, she just couldn’t fulfill my needs. There was a pause, then she said that I must be Jim, the guy at Sally’s work she talks about all the time. I said, “Connie, did she tell you that I’ve wanted to meet you all this time, and now I’m free“. She said, “No, Sally never told me you were interested in me at all. When have you ever seen me?” I said, “Connie, I’ve never seen you, but just her description and now your voice, I have to meet you, your so sweet according to Sally, we must meet“. Another pause and she said, “My oh my, I’ve never met you ether, not even a picture, but Sally said you were a hot guy and by your voice, maybe we better meet and see what happens, right?” I said right and that Sally had changed her cell number, the correct number should be on your phone right now. She paused and then said “OK, I have it saved to my phone now“. Then a long pause and she said, “Wait a minute, this phone number is only one number different than Sally’s old number, how did you“, pause, pause. Then she said, “You shit!, I punched in the wrong number calling Sally, didn’t I!”, and started laughing, I started laughing and said, “Oh Connie, don’t dump me, I haven’t even seen you yet, you know I want you so bad.” She started laughing more and lost her breath.
Finally I said in my regular voice, “Well Connie, how could I resist your hot voice, you do sound wonderful.” Finally she began to speak, “You’ve been a bad boy mister, and paybacks can be hell!”, and laughed. I said I should give her a sporting chance to pay me back, but we better describe ourselves first, I said, “I’m 3feet tall and weigh 500 pounds.” She said, “Yeah? Well I’m the bearded tooth pick lady at the fair and I weight 45 pounds, naked!” After the jokes, she said she was single, 23, 5’4” tall, weighed 115, black hair in a pixie cut, wore black framed glasses, and said she had a nice set of 36CC‘s.