Dude we totally did it

So my name is Jim. I’m 19, and am packing a huge cock. I put that bad boy to use.

So one day, I saw this hot cunt walking down the hall in the math building at college. I was like, “HEY! Ya cunt! Get over here!”

“Excuse me?!” she said. Oh damn I smacked that bitch so fucking hard and said,

“BITCH! If you EVER talk back to me again I’m gonna fucking kill you!”

“Yes sir,” the cunt said. So, I whipped out my 11 inch fucking beast of a cock, and shoved it down her throat. The bitch started gagging and choking, but damnit I don’t give a fuck. She was murmuring some shit about not being able to breathe, but whatever. So the cunt fucking suffocated to Death and I blew my load all over her face. Then some fucking cop decides to be a hard ass and step up.

“Stop right there mister!” the cop said. “Did you just kill that woman with your dick?”

“Fuck yeah I did,” I replied.

“Gee wilikers mister. I guess I have to arrest you then.”

“BITCH!” i said. “Fuck no, you’re not!” And with that, I grabbed his own gun and shot his ass with it. Mother fuckers gonna LEARN to cross me! So then, I went to math class. Well. My teacher was being all boring and shit, and I saw this mother fucker with a hat I wanted on, so I took that shit. That bitch looked back at me so I smacked his ass across the face with the butt of the cop’s gun. His buddy decides to be the big man, so I shot his ass.