Dude we totally did it 2

Note: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the positive comments on the first one, so here is the second one. Still based on a true story.

My phone rang, pissing me the fuck off, but I picked it up anyway.

“Hello,” I answered.

“Jim, this is the NYPD, were on to you, and your under arrest.”

“FUCK yeah right bitch!” i yelled. “You can suck my dick when you catch me bitch!” I decided I was going to stand my fucking ground, because no fucking pig cop was going to ruin my fucking day! I left the football field and went into the local hospital to see if there was anybody that was paralyzed that was ripe for the pickings. I sa one hot ass bitch lying up in her room, looking all pathetic and shit. “HEY! ya fucked up bitch!” i said. “You wanna get fucked?” She looked at me and replied,

“No! Get away from me! i’m a paraplegic!”

“BITCH! Noone asked that!” I decided the bitch didn’t need her legs anyway, so I grabbed a knife and sawed them off. Bitch didn’t feel a thing. Then I whipped out my huge monster fucking 11 inch cock and shoved it in. Dumb bitch couldn’t feel it, but damnit i could! The bitch was laying there, calling for a nurse and shit, bleeding everywhere, PISSING ME OFF! Anyway, I cummed all over her stomach, and then the door to her room flew open.

“Whats going on in here?!” exclaimed the faggot looking nurse.

“I ask the questions mother fucker!” I pulled him to the ground and stomped on his throat until he was coughing up blood.