DOWN WILL CUM BABY, CRADLE AND ALL

DOWN WILL CUM BABY, CRADLE AND ALL
When it’s bedtime, Daddy makes his daughter’s dreams cum true!

by Oediplex 8==3~
writing as TrojanSnake


{Please have a sense of humor and enjoy the concept, don’t you wish you had a cradle to fuck in?}

[Self-rocking is encouraged if you have no one to cuddle with.]

I own the first, I own the patent, and I owe it all to my Daddy. I don’t doubt you have heard of it, the Cradle Bed. “Sleep like a baby, in a Cradle Bed”, the slogan that is on TV, and in magazines everywhere. Not to mention “Winken, Bliken and Nod” sheets, blankets and pillows, including the Hushabye Brand, down comforters; filled with “Mother Goose” feathers. As well as of course the equally famous self-rocking Bougher’s Rockabye Tree Topnotch Hammocks, “Bougher gives you the break you need to come down from all your stress!”.

Yeah, I’m that Baby, and my father is inventor, founder and CEO of the storied BedTime Industries, Sanders Manfred (The Sandman) Bougher. Now that I’m twenty-one, I was made president of Sleepy-Time Mattress Sets. My brother, Hyram Bertram Nathaniel (Hy-Ber-Nate) Bougher, runs Sandman Medicine, the “all natural pills for Sweet Dreams”. While my mother is director of Lullabye Melodies, sound systems and mood music for sleep enhancement. My older sister designs the Lancelot Lamps (Knight-lights for boys) and Will-o-the-Wisp Fairy Glow Globes (for girls). My kid brother, has developed his own line of personal lubricants, Nocturnal Emulsions.

We have nothing to do with my uncle ‘Rip’ Bougher who sells luxury coffins, “Try one, they’re Heavenly! People do, they have one with a side cut-away in the showroom that folks get in! But my cousin, Rose does head our cosmetic line of Sleeping Beauty, overnight facial cream and mud-masques. “Go to bed looking like a nightmare, but wake to be the fairest of them all!” Dad says we Boughers don’t ‘own’ the night, we just sell it! It’s true of course, our family’s influence on the sleeping habits and comfort levels of modern society have dominated the market and customs for a generation.

If you live anywhere this side of the moon, and have any kind of media access at all, you have seen me. But not the adult me, the baby me was the one in that first black and white television commercial for the self-rocking canopy bed my father invented. (I’m still just as cute, but now sexy also!) The Cradle first became popular with movies stars, then every one of the rich and famous had to get one. Soon less expensive models were available for the middle-class. We still use the color photos of me as an infant, asleep on the big Cradle Bed. It works of course, or our family fortune would have never been made. Forget the vibrating beds, the water beds, the guaranteed springs or fancy foam mattresses, what comfort they offer is fine. But the natural rocking motion will always do the trick to get you to sleep.

It’s in our genes, and I don’t mean the Bougher’s family tree, I refer to the human genome. Our ancestors found their safety sleeping in trees for millions of years, before we climbed down to the savanna. So naturally, the swaying motion as we sleep, is a peaceful feeling, it helps us to rest and relax and feel secure. That’s why ancient mothers, and modern, rock their babies to sleep; in their arms, or way back when – in a crib that was swung from a tree limb, like the nursery rhyme. The rocking-cradle is an invention that goes back to prehistoric times. My father saw that the only reason that adults didn’t have cradles was that there was no one to rock them to sleep. Until he used an electric motor and some simple engineering.

Unlike that girl with the fold-out couch, I stayed out of the limelight while I grew up. I still think we missed the boat on not copyrighting the name DreamWorks for one of our many companies. But we have the night-time market covered, our spreadsheets are very in the black.