Desperate Housewives – The Incident

“The series of coincidence’s leading to the day my friends Susan Meyer, Lynette Scavo, and Gabriella Solis got together began two days before what would ever be referred to as “The Incident”. After coming over to collect Maynard for the day, Mike waited around to say a quick hi to Susan, “She’s just busy, she’ll be down soon I think…” the boy told him; Mike sending his son across the road he took a seat and waited. Susan heard the door slam, assuming the two of them had gone, she dropped her towel and walked down the stairs into the kitchen, unaware of Mike behind her. Mike chuckled before awkwardly pointing out his presence, “OH MY GOD!” she yelled, running up the stairs and falling over, smashing her face into the stair, he ran over to her, “Oh my god, are you okay!?” he asked her, she looked up at him, attempting to keep her body pressed against the ground, “Yeah, I’m fine… will you please leave?” she asked of him, the fall was bad and he was still concerned, “Okay, but I’d rather know you where okay…” he told her, she shook her head in dismay, “What and just let em get up and flash you?” Mike was about to open the door but looked back, his hand inches from the handle, “You know, I’ve seen you naked like 100 times before…” he told her, as she attempted to reach up to her towel without moving, it was just out of reach. “Yeah, but we where dating then, it was different, this is just weird…” she told him. She pushed up grabbing the towel and seizing up her back, she shrieked. “What’s the matter?!” he asked, walking over again. “My Back, Ahhh!” she yelled, Mike walked over, “Well I’m gonna have to pick you up, once you stand you’ll start feeling better… as usual…” This happened a lot with Susan, she was crawling across the floor for various reasons more often than anyone he’d ever known. He stood her up, pulling her back a bit as she clicked and sighed loudly, thanking him and returning to her towel, wrapping it around her tightly. Mike went to leave, grabbing the handle and pulling. Nothing happened. “Uh, the door’s stuck!” he shouted up to Susan, who ran downstairs hurriedly, “What!?”, Mike explained Maynard slamming the door accidently must have broken the lock. He went to use the back door, “Oh the back door broke a while ago, the locks screwed, you can climb out of my bedroom window, the others tilt open…” she told him, he already knew this of course, but Susan forgot these things. Mike went up to her boudoir, Susan trying her hardest to open a window. Mike found a book on the bedside table he flicked through it.

“What is this?” he asked, knowing the answer, “Oh, nothing it’s…” she tried to explain, Mike was still holding it, “This is porn! It’s a porn magazine in the form of a story!” She shook her head, insisting it was “Erotica” as he sat on the bed flicking through it, not really reading it, “You just leave this lying around in your room!? Maynard’s starting to read, I don’t want him seeing this around the house!” Susan argued back; “Hey, unlike you, I’m alone in no relationship, living by myself all the time, I have the right to relieve my… sexual… aggression.” Mike giggled at her ridiculous use of vocabulary, “So buy a vibrator, I’d rather he saw something he didn’t understand than a sex novel, a badly written one at that…” this offended Susan a little because she liked the book, “Hey, for your information I don’t like vibrators! I don’t like any other form of sex than… sex! And I simply read that book in order to visualize it in my head. It’s actually a very graphic book!” she screamed at him, glad she hadn’t been able to get the window open as people would have heard this argument.

About 35 minutes later, Susan and Mike lay naked in bed; Mike had read an extract aloud in order to mock her, instead turning the two of them on resulting in crazy wild sex. “This isn’t too bad is it…?” Mike asked. Susan shook her head. “We’re just two friends, helping each other relieve some… sexual frustration right?” he asked, she jumped up, liking the less sinful way it was described, “Exactly! That’s what it is… and a very enjoyable one at that!” she said, Mike swallowed nervously, “Maybe it’s such a helpful way for us to… be friends… that we should help each other again… some time…” Susan smiled but tried to hide it, “Um, I don’t know, I think I’ll have to have another go in order to decide…” She giggled as he climbed on top of her.

That same day, Gabby reached into her top drawer, into her sequined pink dress and pulled out the Vibrator she hid in there, Carlos was completely opposed to the things, but back in the day they where rich and he was working all the time, she bought it, at the time it was a prototype, it was small, but it rotated at various angles, vibrated, shook and had immense speeds too. Today the manufacturer had contacted her, informing her; the new version was out. She was setting out to go and buy it, slipping it into her purse. When she arrived the friendly, good looking salesmen took her into the back-room as he used to, showing her through the new features, “It now comes with just one button, click once for on- progressive mode, again for Slow mode, again for fast mode, again for intense mode. This switch on the side is for lock mode…” She was confused, “What are all these modey-majigas?” she asked, he smiled, telling her she’d have to find that out herself. “Unlike the other model, this one isn’t waterproof but we’re working on it, so no solo’s in the Jacuzzi… Um, and lastly it comes with this little remote, I think that’s all, other than the standard design, pink as you requested, the top segment is at a 30 degree angle from the rest of the dildo, as it vibrates and rotates, this little bit circles the inside of your vagina, vibrating against the walls, this middle segment turns rapidly clockwise whilst the other segments turn the opposite way, it has small bumps on the side for texture and is made of a stretchy jelly-like substances. Finally the main bottom part of the vibrator doesn’t rotate but vibrates the most, usually to stimulate the cliterous…” he finished, “Now to keep your end of the bargain…” he told her, as she swallowed nervously, “Look I was wondering if I could pay in cash this time…” She asked him, smiling politely , he chuckled, “Oh you’ll be paying 30 dollars… plus the usually form of payment…” the man smiled back. She sighed loudly, giving him the thirty dollars as he handed her the new dildo and she handed him the old one. “Think I’ll try progressive mode, see what that’s all about…” she told him, pressing the button once turning it on and into progressive mode. Slowly pushing it down her belly, under her slightly damp panties then into her vagina.

She tingled as it entered her, gyrating her hips to the feel of it wiggling inside her, she felt is slowly speeding up, causing her to moan erotically, as she sank into her chair, her face twisted into a blissful look of shock. “One or two?” she asked him, wincing, trying to concentrate on the words not the pleasure. “Three” he replied simply. She found it impossible to reply, simply accepting it and diverting her attention to the strange new feelings, realising the remote was still in his hand. She moaned again, breathing in sharply before gasping and moaning again, rocking in the chair, throwing her head back she began to scream, running her hands through her hair. “Fuck…! Ahhh, GOD! YEAH! YEAH…” YEAH!!!” she yelled, he giggled, “You’re not fooling me that easy, the didlo’s rigged up to make the remote shine red whenever you actually have an orgasm.” He told her. “Shit!” she said, realising he had outsmarted her as always (In fact, the remote didn’t light up; he had just expected her to fake one). Since Gabriella’s last visit; she had been with a few other guys and picked up some odd fetishes, some of them she could no longer cum without, she loved the feel of someone massaging her breast and to get multiple-orgasms there had to be a finger up her ass.

She sat back, letting the sensations take her over as it speeded up some more; she hoped the intense vibrations would allow her to cum without these fetishes. Asher breathing deepened, she neared the edge, biting her lower lip; at that moment the remote was used switch the cock into slow mode, she looked up at him, slapping him on the arm for denying her an orgasm, cussing him repeatedly, she was building up again, this time she couldn’t resist, taking her hand, pushing it under her bra to knead against her breast, moaning loudly, and grunting. She formed a tight fist with her hand, Jeff pressing down the speed button as the vibrator kicked into medium speed, her toes curling as she screamed, wriggling her small body as she came hard, her eyes firmly shut. The man chuckled, his hand stroking his cock with one hand; switching the vibrator to FAST with his spare hand. Her back arched sharply as it began to twist and shake within her, she screamed for avail, as it took her over again, her eyes a pool of pure lust as she attempted to scold him her muscles contracting with the pleasure forming a face conveying only one thing, fear, not only had she never felt such a mix of pain and pleasure, her inhibitions where fading as her lust grew, knowing she couldn’t prevent herself from pulling her shirt off for much longer, as she continued to ride through her second orgasm, she gripped the fabric of her top, trying to scream with only silence escaping her delicate lips, she pulled her legs into her body and convoluted her upper body, struggling for air. Jeff switching the dildo into immense mode, watching as she reacted instantly, the sensitive walls of her cunt in pain, attempting the clamp around the slithering rod, she yelped; turned around on her chair and appearing to hump the seat, trying to get hit the arm of the chair against her pussy so the pain would stop. It was no use as the rod simply changed position, stimulating her hard clit. She screamed and screamed but no orgasm came, she realised someone would have to put a finger in her ass, it couldn’t be her own, it simply didn’t work, she stood up abruptly, shivering from the movement as she did, begging the man to stick his finger in her ass through exasperated and exaggerated breaths, he smiled, undid her jeans and pulled her panties down, she hated this but needed it to get this fantastic vibrator and her amazing orgasm. The man had another idea in mind to hers, dropping his own trousers he plunged his dick into her ass, she cried out in pain, trying to reach back to push him out but if she tried to turn to the side the vibrator would push hard against her G-spot, she turned once and shot back in shock, wincing ass the cock thrust into her ass she turned again the vibrator smashing into he G-spot with force and staying in position, vibration at it’s fastest speed she lost the energy to attack Jeff, instead steadying herself on the chair and shutting her eyes. She bit into the chair, tears rolling down her cheek in a surprising burst of pleasure as she arched her back, cumming not once, not twice but three times on the spot, an amazing multiple orgasm as she fainted for a few seconds, so aroused but now super sensitive all over, yanking out the dildo quickly, she was still aroused and decided to pay back the perverted bastard.

She pulled forward, feeling the man’s cock pop out of her, the man was alone, desperate and controlling, yet a complete coward, she had what she wanted and now she needed revenge, turning with lightening speed, she jumped onto him, sticking his dick in her pussy, pushing him against the desk and wrapping her slender tan legs around his naked waist, forcing him to fuck her. “Shit, Gabby, what are you doing!?” he screamed, “Go on Jeff, cum inside me, you know you want to! Make me pregnant!” she screamed at him, as she came from the immense joy and movement that was necessary in this manoeuvre. He screamed out trying to hold back, she taunted him, “I wonder what Carlos will say when he finds out you raped me!” She giggled, “Okay, Mrs Solis, I’m sorry; you can take back your money and the dildo please! Don’t do this!” he yelped

She was enjoying this, fucking him hard against the desk, nothing he could do to stop it. She pulled off her top, “Come on Jeff, look at my amazing figure, feel my smooth skin, come in me Jeff! I want to feel your sexy goo inside me!” knowing she was on the pill made her secure but Jeff had no idea… Gabby screamed as she came again, rubbing her hands over Jeff’s body, and grabbing the old dildo from the desk, kissing its shiny exterior goodbye, she pushed it into her tight round ass, turning on to immense. “YES! YES! YES!” She screamed as he tried to get away and get her off, he squirmed around the desk, “AH! SHIT! NO! GABBY PLEASE STOP” She had another amazing orgasm, then another; kissing him firmly on the mouth she jumped off him, and jerked him off the rest of the way, swallowing the juice. She grabbed her dildo, put down the old one and left after re-dressing, her ass wiggling from left to right as she left the store.

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The Scavo’s financial trouble had lead Lynette to her last straw, she had signed up to a programme where she would be given an experimental pill for $7,000, it was now the day after Mike and Susan had first gotten together and Gabby had gotten her new sex toy. “This seems a lot of money for a single experiment…” She told the doctor suspiciously, he nodded, “Well it’s a drug that is set to get rid of “The pill”, worth billion;, it sends chemicals to the sexual organs, the body simply discarding the eggs as they are formed, it should have a 100% success rate if tested properly, but side-effects are a big problem at the moment and few people between 40-50 are willing to be test subjects…” he explained. Lynette gulped, “Uh, like um… what kind of side-effects? ” she asked, as he reached into his desk to grab a note book, “Don’t worry, death and shortened life span is impossible, but it is possible you may experience dramatically increased sensitivity in you groin as a lot of blood will be rushing to this region, it may cause a few headaches, a little tiredness, dizzy spells and so forth, we recommend you don’t drive just in case… in very rare cases it can result in infertility but if this occurs you will receive a 10,000 dollar compensation. Now we assume most of the side effects will no longer occur as we have made significant improvements to the formula, but due to the potential effects we have to offer a high pay out for your assistance…” Lynette smiled awkwardly, flicking her hair to the side, her red flowery summer dress with small black high heeled shoes where highly visible in the mirror opposite her, she sighed as she realised how much of her boobs where visible, the outfit was clearly getting too small. Most of her red bra was in clear view! She was annoyed mostly because she’d took a lot of time on her make-up and now everyone wouldn’t see her beauty as they could see her cleavage. “So how often do I take it?” she asked; he chuckled quietly, standing up and turning away,
“Just once, we’ll do it here… Do you have a partner Mrs Scavo?” the doctor asked, “Yes a husband, why?” she told him, the doctor turned to look at her, an attractive blond like her, married? How unexpected. “Well you see in order for the chemicals to get to the right place they need to be inserted through the vagina…” she shook her head, “No way doc, not in there!” she told him, He was worried, few people were willing to be tested for this drug and the money making possibilities where endless, the contract for a probational testing period only lasted three more weeks and the reward fund for participant’s wasn’t being used; so maybe… “We’ll offer you 10,000 dollars! Please!” he asked of her, explaining so few people where taking the drug. She sighed sitting back down, “What’s this got to do with my husband?” she asked, the doctor explaining the pill needs to get to the uterus as quick as possible, “The best way to do this is for you to be lying still and for you to a receive a moderately sized orgasm.” Lynette was shocked but her need for the money and need to keep her family afloat led her to forget her inhibitions, “So I have to masturbate here?” she asked him, “Oh no, you can’t masturbate, your body must be flat at the time of ingestion in order for the optimum angle, your husband will be needed to do the stimulation…” he explained, “My husband can’t know about this… I’m sorry I’ll have to opt out…” she told him, picking up her bag, “We have a variety of vibrators and equipment with nurses here to work them, listen! Miss Scavo! We’ll pay you 15,000 dollars, please!” he yelled, this money now coming out of his own pocket as he had a share in the pills business, she turned back, agreeing, “I don’t want to use any vibrators if possible, do you have someone with… good fingers?” She asked, being told being told he would do what he could, offering her the contract which she signed, “Now Mrs Scavo, you are our control experiment, which means we want to test the effects on you of the pill without sex occurring, so we urge you not to have sex during the next month; but if you do, to urge your partner wear a condom…”. She proceeded to go into a room with lots of equipment and a long tilted chair.

The nurse instructed her to remove her lower body’s clothing, she’d never been so humiliated, but money was very tight after selling the pizza place… She slid her dress off her long slender legs, pulling off her thong; she got up onto the chair. The nurse explained, “The procedure will only work if you’re mostly still at the time of ingestion, would you prefer to be tied down? Please note that a failed attempt will result in a second try…” he explained, “I’ll be fine thanks…” she told him, now completely naked other than her shoes and her red bra. He tried for about 10 minutes to arouse her, but she was too uncomfortable, after a while he gave up asking her what she thought they should do. She told him that giving blowjobs was how foreplay usually ensued… so she couldn’t help. The nurse insisted it stay strictly off the record, as he unzipped his pants, she was shocked. As the unexpected event occurring in front of her caught her off guard, and she was a little aroused at the sight of a cock, a different one to the past 20 or so years of her life. She eagerly got to the floor and sucked on the hard rod. He felt her tongue explore his large cock, trying not to cum, but she was so good at it, and clearly very sexually frustrated and desperate in various ways, but she was so fit… He couldn’t help it, her moaning and hand movements sent him over the edge as he came in her mouth, she got up onto the chair at an angle, pulling him towards her with her legs and fucking him roughly, screaming for more. They enjoyed multiple kisses as they instinctively removed each others clothing, each of them feeling wrong but so horny.

As Lynette began to moan loudly, the nurse remembered his job, taking his hand off her silky tit and pushing her down on to the chair, he stuck his fingers inside her; rubbing at her G-spot furiously, she threw her head back, as he licked at her clit, flicking it with his tongue, she gripped his head with her thighs, she came; pulling up her body abruptly as he pushed the pill inside of her, her back arching and her toes curling as she screamed the roof down. The nurse looked up, Scavo realising she was supposed to stay still, he re-dressed then called for 5 other male nurses to hold her down, she begged for them to stop but the contract was signed; stating a correct ingestion must be completed on the first day. One nurse held down her arms, another the sides of her head, one guy for each of her legs and a guy straddling her abdomen. The initial nurse produced a magic wand vibrator, pushing its spherical vibrating sponge against her mound and turning it on “NO! NOT THAT PLEASE! I CAN’T TAKE IT!!” and she was right, as she screamed and attempted to free her body from the men’s clutches, she firmly shut her eyes, begging for liberty, nearing her orgasm, she tried to wriggle, the nurses holding her in place as she attempted to bring her knees into her body, stretch her arms, arch her back, anything! Any limb she could channel the moral-smashing orgasm coming upon her. The orgasm was so strong, and she felt the pill being sucked up inside her as she cried out, tears rolling down her cheeks as the nurses left the room; the main nurse telling her she could go home. She limped back to her car, slumping into the driver’s seat and cursing all men everywhere.

It was that same day that Gabby got out of the shower, wrapping herself tightly in a towel and walking downstairs, wondering aimlessly around the empty house, alone. On the Friday her kids where at school, her husband at work and she craved the fantastic sex Carlos and her enjoyed. During their relationship, their sex had always been fantastic, being a diverse and changing experience as they formed new fetishes, tried new positions, methods and sex games; like the time they had both had sex blindly. As she ran through these various memories her nipples hardened, begging for attention, Gabby was still in her towel as she skipped up the stairs, into her room and reached into her draw to retrieve her new toy, as she leaped onto the bed she stared at the Vibronitor for a while, it’s pink, shiny, jelly texture feeling good in the soft cushiony palm of her hands, as she stared at it she told herself using it so frequently would cause it to become boring quickly, and sex would begin to bore her too… and she didn’t want that at all. Thinking through all the disadvantages, the taboo of it, the illogicality of it, she only wanted it more, to the point her breathing was quickening just thinking about it, she pulled up her legs, lowering herself under the cushiony Egyptian cotton duvet, sinking and snuggling into the warm luxurious double bed. She switched the vibrator on with the remote onto it’s slow mode. Pressing it against her just-shaved pussy, she pressed it firmly against her clit, shaking from the flutters of pleasure that where sent up her spine. She stifled her breath, gently rubbing it up and down as she lowered it into her steaming warm pussy. Gabby’s nipples where now rock hard, she attempted to reach them by slipping her hands under the top of her towel, but it was wrapped around her too tightly. “UHH!” she yelped in frustration, giving up and flicking at them through the snugly fabric of her towel. She lowered the vibrator as it buzzed steadily, pulsating against her welcoming pussy lips as Gabby cranked up the speed, “Yeah! That’s it baby!” she whispered a little loudly, remembering no-ne was home, she pushed the vibrator inside her with a single swift gesture, send a pleasurable ripple around her body as she wriggled around trying to ride it through.

Edie Britt opened her cupboard, realising how little sugar she had, as her craving for a coffee grew, she sighed, realising human contact was necessary as she waddled into her room, pulling on her pink matching bra and panties, sliding a tight one-piece suit up her legs, gyrating her hips to allow it onto her slim slender body. She pulled it up over her pert C cup breasts before sliding on the straps, taking a heavy breath out she slipped the silky skin of her foot into some high heeled open red shoes and set out to Susan’s.

Mike had a 18 minute break from plumbing that same day, and MJ was at school whilst no Art classes ran in the morning, Susan was still at home and Katherine was out working with Brie, as they lay in Susan’s bed, Mike on top of her, kissing the side of her neck, and grinding his hips against hers playfully as they giggled in unison, Mike began kissing down her naked upper body down to her jeans, then undoing the button and growling as he pulled them down with his teeth. She sniggered to herself, holding a hand to her forehead as he began licking at her dripping wet cunt, she moaned loudly as she closed her thighs around his head, the smooth sexy skin pressing against his ears whilst his tongue explored her pelvic region in great detail, and great depth as his doing pressed on her G-spot she arched her back, grabbing a lock of his hair, whispering his name. Mike linked his arms around her legs, pulling his tongue deeper inside her, she screamed as she came over his face, bucking her hips as she went before sitting up and kissing Mike hard on the lips, their mouths warm and arousing. Whilst they snogged, Susan reached into his jeans whilst undoing them, taking out his throbbing member and pushing it inside her with her thumb and forefinger, still for a moment as it filled her up, her pussy muscles contracting around the hard rod. She gasped as he pulled his hips back, thrusting inside her, brining each other closer to that elusive gratification they both wanted so badly. As their hips smacked into each other repeatedly, the doorbell rang and Susan pulled out quickly, Mike sighing loudly; she grabbed his cock, rubbing at it quickly, and using this leverage to guide him downstairs with her, seeing through the curtain on her door it was Eddie (a blond tall figure stood just out of sight) “Susan!?” She cried, as she grabbed a dressing gown, about to put it on as Mike realised Susan had stopped stroking his needy cock. He approached her from behind whilst she plunged one of her arms into the sleeve of a dressing gown; he pushed her forward with a swift motion and forced his cock into her moist pussy from behind, “UHN!” she screamed, loud enough for Edie to jump back from the door. Mike didn’t give her enough time to reply as he began thrusting in and out of her. “OH GOD!” she shrieked, steadying herself on the stair-railing, she moaned over and over, the feeling of this position of entry fantastic, as it brushed hard against her enflamed G-spot.