Dave Ch. 1

I opened the second bottle of wine and returned to the living room, where Karen was opening up as well. I could tell she was feeling a bit tipsy, and she was acting much more comfortable with Dave. He was flirting with her more than usual, and I noticed by the twinkle in my wife’s eyes that she enjoyed the extra attention.

“Honey, Dave was just telling me you guys had threesomes in college? You never told me about that…”

“I’m not sure watching Dave rail half of our graduating class counts as a threesome.”

Dave had been quite the womanizer in college, and while I had no shortage of female companionship, it was rare for me to spend an evening in our shared apartment without listening to the rhythmic knocking of his headboard against his bedroom wall. I knew the story he was referring to though. There was one girl in particular, Vanessa, who was a regular at our place. While she and I never dated seriously, we developed a sort of friends with benefits relationship, and would usually end up naked together once or twice a month. On a lazy Sunday morning after one such hookup, Vanessa and I were on the couch absorbing some television while nursing our hangovers. Dave returned in the early afternoon and plopped down next to us on the couch with a big grin on his face.

“So you won’t believe where I ended up last night. You remember those twins Becky and Sara from the Tri-Delts party last week? I ran into them up at Fatsos, and couldn’t decide which one to hit on more. I ended up back at their place and stayed up ‘til 3am making them both happy. Those two were freaky!”

“You pulled both the Swanson sisters on the same night?” Vanessa asked incredulously. “I don’t believe it!”

“They were inseparable! I swear those girls must share pretty often. They were into each other as much as me.”

I had no reason to doubt the sincerity of his claim. Dave’s prowess with the ladies of our university was legendary, and rumors had spread of his over-sized endowments. His sordid tale did get my mind racing back to my drunken coupling with Vanessa the night before, and I wondered if I’d get another shot at her before she went home. The bedroom talk seemed to have an effect on her as well. She was absently rubbing my thigh while watching Dave recount the details of his conquest. She was dressed only in one of my old T-shirts and her pair of panties, and Dave’s presence suddenly made me aware of just how nearly naked she was.

“Anyways, check out what I just scored from Johnny. Really primo shit.” Dave pulled a bag of high grade marijuana from his backpack and handed it to Vanessa for inspection. “You guys wanna get down?”

Neither of us were regular stoners but certainly no strangers to herbal recreation.

“Sounds good to me” Vanessa said eagerly. “Anything to help this hangover.”

Dave rolled a fat joint and the three of us passed it around. The effect took hold quickly, and I could tell that it was much stronger than anything I’d had before. We fell into a stoned stupor, and our focus turned back to the TV.

“What are you watching anyways?” Dave asked while picking up the remote. He flipped through the channels aimlessly until stopping on one of the premium adult channels he and I had decided to spring for. “You ever watch porn Vanessa?”

“Not really, I prefer the real thing to just watching other people.”

“Of course, I just watch it to get ideas of new things to try” I cut in.