Cocktail Waitress Wanted

I had placed an ad in The Daily Sun for a cocktail waitress the previous Sunday and we received over 30 responses. I scheduled an entire day for interviews and lined up 10 applicants for Wednesday. I was really looking forward to the interviews as interviewing waitresses was always a highlight.

The place was essentially a rip-off of Hooters. The waitresses wore short shorts or mini skirts and tank tops tied in a knot around their midriff. We classified the waitresses as models and paid them more than standard waitresses to enable us to select only attractive girls and not worry about a lawsuit from some fat ass with a bad attitude.

The first interviews were pretty much what you might expect, girls in their early 20’s that were looking to make a few more dollars than working retail. There were a few that were in school that seemed a little more promising than the rest but to be honest I wasn’t grading them on their presentation skills. I was hoping for a good looking girl with experience to offer to suck me off for the job. That would be the perfect scenario. Well, after the first two or three I could see that wasn’t going to happen.

At the very end of the day I was getting a little irritated and tired. I walked the next to last applicant out of my office and met the last girl, Stacey. Stacey was very cute. She was about 5’6” with medium length dark brown hair in kind of a Jennifer Anniston cut. She was Latina with really nice caramel colored skin and nice perky tits and a big round ass although she was dressed fairly plainly in a long skirt and button up shirt. I asked her back to my (very small) office and sat down at my desk. She sat in the only other chair which was off to the side of my desk.

I was fairly tired at this point and wanted to cut to the chase. “So why should I hire you for this position?” She replied, “Because I really need this job.” This almost set me off as this was not the first time I had heard this today. “Look, I am not trying to be mean, but you should realize that we are a bar not a charity. I am not going to choose someone based off how much they need the job. Try again, why should I hire you for this Job?”

She seemed like a deer in the headlights so I tried to coach her a little, “You should realize that you are marketing yourself in an interview and the first rule of marketing is to play off what the target wants, needs, or desires. Try to think about what I want from waitresses as the manager of this bar.