Bikini Girls Suckfest

One day, four girls in bikinis were eating peanut butter jelly and ass hair sandwiches.

“God fucking damn this is a hairy peanut butter jelly and ass hair sandwich!” said Lindi, a blond in a pink micro mini string bikini that was not for the meek.

“Oh I got my old boyfriend Tony to let me use his ass hair.” Said Zelda. Zelda was a thin brunette in an orange Lycra Brazilian style mini bikini that offered scant coverage. “He’s Italian and very hairy. I just spread a portion of newspaper on the floor and had Tony stand on it while I dry shaved off his ass hair. You have to do a dry shave because it is easier to collect the ass hair when you are done. You know a dry ass shave is shaving off the ass hair without water and of course, no shaving cream.”

“I remember Tony.” Suzi, a dark haired Asian in a floral yellow micro mini sting bikini which did little to cover her huge nipples. “He is hairy.”

“You don’t know the half of it, sister. He’s totally hairy front and back and his shlong smells like pepperoni, ammonia, old fish and arm pit.” Chuckled Zelda, “But if you shave an ass like mine for peanut butter jelly and ass hair sandwiches, you’d get very little ass hair if any. You need a hairy man ass for a hearty peanut butter jelly and ass hair sandwich.”

“Well, these certainly are delish!” Said Rachael, a bubbly brunette in a blue fishnet see-thru bikini with Rio cut tie side bottoms and a tiny top with adjustable triangle panels. “How did you make them?”

“Well,” said Zelda “I told you how I dry shaved Tony’s ass to get the ass hair. He has the hairy Italian man ass for a hearty peanut butter jelly and ass hair sandwich. Then you just have to spread a generous layer of peanut butter on one slice of bread using a butter knife. Clean the butter knife with paper towel or use another butter knife so the peanut butter and jelly stay separate. Use a butter knife to spread jelly or jam on the other slice of bread. Sprinkle some ass hair on the slice of bread with peanut butter on it, and put the two slices of bread together so that the peanut butter/ass hair and jelly sides are facing each other.