Backyard Backdoor

It was a nice spring morning. I was out on my back patio having some coffee and reading a magazine. I was in my robe but nothing else. My kids weren’t home so I had the house to myself. Out in the yard was my dog. He was chewing on a bone. I found myself wondering if I could break his concentration. It had been 3 months since we first had sex. I had done it with him one other time since then. The sex was great. Very raw and primal. I liked it, but by no means was I going to turn into a dog whore. I liked men too much.

I stood up and stretched. The sun was warming up the day. My grass had been freshly cut and the flowers I had recently planted look great. I had a six foot wooden fence around my yard which gave me some privacy from my neighbors. I had sunbathed in the nude out here plenty of times. I always wondered if any of them peeked over to see me. I decided that I wanted to feel the sun on my body. I shed my robe and stepped out into my yard completely nude.

The sun felt great on my body. The air temp was cool but the sun was warm. I was standing there soaking it up when I felt something. I had three cups of coffee this morning and I needed to pee. The sun felt so great I didn’t want to leave. I opened my eyes and put my hands on my hips. I was about to turn around and go back inside when I saw my dog over in the corner of the yard doing his business. I usually kept the yard pretty clean of dog poo and he liked this particular spot. I thought well hell if he can do that why can’t I.

I walked over to the corner after he was through. I found a clean spot and squatted down. I had peed outdoors plenty of times before just never in my own backyard. I relaxed and the flow began. It felt really good and I felt free. I made a note to do this more often. I was about to get up when I felt something else. The coffee had done what coffee sometimes will do. I felt a little cramp in my bowels and I knew I had to take a poop. I was squatted down having just peed in the corner of my yard where my dog pooped so what the hell.

Now this was something I had never done outdoors in the open. It felt so dirty and naughty but exciting too. I took a deep breath and relaxed. I pushed and right there in the grass I emptied my bowels. I pushed a couple of more times to make sure it was all out of me. I stood up and I couldn’t believe I just did that. It did feel good though. I smiled and thought what my neighbors would think if they knew. I didn’t have anything to wipe with so I started to walk back to the house. My dog walked past me and I saw him go over to the area I had just peed and pooped on. He sniffed around and then hiked his leg and peed all over it. I laughed at his little show of dominance.

He came over to me and stuck his nose in my ass. I stood there and let him investigate me. He was sniffing me and trying to lick between my legs.